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      07-18-2009, 02:00 AM   #23
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My shitting has been pretty good lately. Well packed. Three issues currently though...

-Taking a lot of pebble shits...IE just farts and pebbles. Kind of like brown marbles.
-I still seem to get a lot of doody on index finger while whiping furiously (after sitting-down urination)
-It's prime swamp ass season.
dude. how the fuck do you get shit on your finger? do you not know how to hold the fucking TP? LOL i havent gotten shit on my finger in YEARS! i guess your coordination cant compare, i do play alot of games lol.... no, but thats just the kind of thing i make sure to avoid. I take my time when wiping my ass else ill rip/damage my skin down there. Not cool.

Ohh, and btw, please. dont actually post a picture of your shit. Its funny to talk about, but now every time i load pg 2 i have to see your dookie.
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