Guy Masturbates with Cow Heart and Electiricy and Dies....

MontegoGoGoGo · 06-28-2009, 05:01 PM

OMG GROSS - I am watching this show on "Spike" called 1,000 Ways to Die.

They just had this segment on about a guy who got a cow heart from a butcher and hooked it up to a 10v battery to masturbate with. It wasn't enough for him, so he plugged it into the wall (I don't know how) and died from electrocution.

That is probably, honestly, one of the most disturbing and disgusting things I have ever heard in my life. So, I thought I'd share!

Glad he's gone, ew times infiniti.

Show is very interesting - I have no idea as to the validity of the stories, but it's entertaining....

Other stories:

1. Woman catches fish, yanks it out of water, fish lodges in her throat and she dies.
2. Man on parole shoves pepper spray up ass, cop shoves him against car, pepper spray goes off, he dies.
3. Thief hides out in dumpster, dump truck dumps him in and compacts him, man dies.
4. Man gets locked in meat freezer by accident, aaaaand dies.

Yoshii · 06-28-2009, 05:02 PM

what??? damn

MCMLXXXIX · 06-28-2009, 05:11 PM

wtf??
lol@the other stories

951's 330i · 06-28-2009, 05:12 PM

Lol there was one where a female convict broke out of jail, his in a pond/lake or w.e. came out with leeches and died cause of it lol and another one was one with two great american rednecks out in the desert shooting beer bottles, friend/brother starts shooting at ground of other guy, dude trips, and lands on a rattle snake which bit him dead center chest lol

great show

jhv · 06-28-2009, 05:16 PM

i was watching that show and there was this one chick who was jilling off with a carrot and it killed her

MontegoGoGoGo · 06-28-2009, 05:17 PM

Messed up, right?

There's one on now about two stoners who decided to try smoking all sorts of random plants to see if they got high. (Apparently they video taped it like a jackass type of thing....)

They ended up eventually smoking Poison Sumac, their lungs filled up with fluid aaaaaand, they died.

Yoshii · 06-28-2009, 05:17 PM

damn..

Yoshii · 06-28-2009, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Messed up, right?

There's one on now about two stoners who decided to try smoking all sorts of random plants to see if they got high. (Apparently they video taped it like a jackass type of thing....)

They ended up eventually smoking Poison Sumac, their lungs filled up with fluid aaaaaand, they died.

shoot...bad luck...

Oregano123 · 06-28-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i was watching that show and there was this one chick who was jilling off with a carrot and it killed her

wasnt the carrot, it was the embolism.

GT3 Tim · 06-29-2009, 02:47 PM

God was watching the show and saying...

"I can't believe you've done this"

marty_mcfly · 06-29-2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Glad he's gone, ew times infiniti.

ew times nissan

jhv · 06-29-2009, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmwhype

wasnt the carrot, it was the embolism.

ZJP · 06-29-2009, 03:27 PM

LOL

SoYank · 06-29-2009, 03:37 PM

Darwin Award winners?

boymonkey · 06-29-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

ew times nissan

lol

number335 · 06-29-2009, 07:17 PM

and the 2 teenage boys who decided to snort red ants through straws and died

and the 2 asian kids who were jumping back and forth on their twin beds, rocking out to heavy metal, and one accidently bounced out their building window...and for some reason the second guy thought it was cool and bounced out the window also

MontegoGoGoGo · 06-29-2009, 07:55 PM

I watched that show for like an hour and a half yesterday. I'm not proud!

Guy with small penis straps 12" polish sausage to leg with surgical tube. Goes out dancing all night the ladies are all over him. Until he dies from blood clot that formed when he cut off circulation by wrapping tubing around his thigh!

MCMLXXXIX · 06-29-2009, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

I watched that show for like an hour and a half yesterday. I'm not proud!

Guy with small penis straps 12" polish sausage to leg with surgical tube. Goes out dancing all night the ladies are all over him. Until he dies from blood clot that formed when he cut off circulation by wrapping tubing around his thigh!

WTF hahahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by number335

and the 2 teenage boys who decided to snort red ants through straws and died

and the 2 asian kids who were jumping back and forth on their twin beds, rocking out to heavy metal, and one accidently bounced out their building window...and for some reason the second guy thought it was cool and bounced out the window also

wowwwwwwwwwwww what retards!

rickjames193 · 06-29-2009, 11:20 PM

Def one of the best shows on Spike along with Manswers. haha

Amir87 · 06-29-2009, 11:40 PM

There was one episode about a couple who never had sex in their entire lives. They finally did the nasty and both died from heart attack,because it was too much to handle.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

m3pare · 06-30-2009, 02:06 AM

watching it right now.. some guy laughed for 36 hours straight and died cause it strained his heart.

Oregano123 · 06-30-2009, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amir87

There was one episode about a couple who never had sex in their entire lives. They finally did the nasty and both died from heart attack,because it was too much to handle.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

yea, they had to be asian

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