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      Yesterday, 11:48 PM   #7855
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Seems like good advice.

...not in zipper either. Don't ask me how I know.
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...not in zipper either. Don't ask me how I know.
Yep, me too, when I was a little boy. Nothing as painful... except when you have to unzip.
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Yep, me too, when I was a little boy. Nothing as painful... except when you have to unzip.
Here's another one...watching tv and a mosquito lands and bites you on the upper thigh and you forcefully hit it without looking at it
and you hand lands your balls instead and it hurts you scream and you hate yourself for causing yourself immeasurable pain.

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Here's another one...watching tv and a mosquito lands and bites you on the upper thigh and you forcefully hit it without looking at it
and you hand lands your balls instead and it hurts you scream and you hate yourself for causing yourself immeasurable pain.
Never did that myself but it sounds dreadfully painful. I have been kicked in the balls so know the feeling. Our nuts are way too sensitive.
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Never did that myself but it sounds dreadfully painful. I have been kicked in the balls so know the feeling. Our nuts are way too sensitive.
We have to walk clanging them along while women have their jewels safely nested inside...Major design fail
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We have to walk clanging them along while women have their jewels safely nested inside...Major design fail
Only the extremely sensitive outside balls part. Everything else is perfect; on both male and female.
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Only the extremely sensitive outside balls part. Everything else is perfect; on both male and female.
Agree!! Perish the other thought!
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Never did that myself but it sounds dreadfully painful. I have been kicked in the balls so know the feeling. Our nuts are way too sensitive.
You got me to thinking about my foot slipping off the peddle of my bicycle and…
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