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      12-31-2017, 07:31 PM   #45
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Let's clarify this whole mess.
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Let's clarify this whole mess.
My inner feminist wanted to object on your objectifying post. My love of humanity beat the shit out of that bitch.
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      12-31-2017, 07:38 PM   #47
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My inner feminist wanted to object on your objectifying post. My love of humanity beat the shit out of that bitch.
I am merely trying to kill this thread. We are entering a new year, with new hopes, and this sets us back to...I don't know what. MK will probably be pissed too though.
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MK, you need to stay off the Prancer website!! Your obsession is a bit concerning. At least with the dark pants we are not subjected to the camel toe again....
Agree...he seems to have a fetish here. Maybe MKSixer should contact Prancer and do a vid with her. He has enough pull to hook that up. If that happens I promise to watch it and give an appreciate on it.
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I am merely trying to kill this thread. We are entering a new year, with new hopes, and this sets us back to...I don't know what. MK will probably be pissed too though.
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Agree...he seems to have a fetish here. Maybe MKSixer should contact Prancer and do a vid with her. He has enough pull to hook that up. If that happens I promise to watch it and give an appreciate on it.
Gentlemen, we will prance into 2018 and today is the day you start. As you can probably guess, the last few weeks were the soft launch...now it's TIME to prance into '18. Watch the video below for inspiration.

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Gentlemen, we will prance into 2018 and today is the day you start. As you can probably guess, the last few weeks were the soft launch...now it's TIME to prance into '18. Watch the video below for inspiration.

Ughhh. It gets worse. Look at his guy under the influence.
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Do you have any idea how difficult Wednesday is in a closet looking at your mom's slippers?????
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      01-03-2018, 04:19 PM   #55
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Oh man I tried this today and my gf told me to stop!

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Seriously?!?!?! You had to dig up prancercise. I still can't get those images out of my head.

If you dig up MKs gross feet threads, I take back all the nice things I said about you and BAN!
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Oh man I tried this today and my gf told me to stop!

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Seriously?!?!?! You had to dig up prancercise. I still can't get those images out of my head.

If you dig up MKs gross feet threads, I take back all the nice things I said about you and BAN!
It came up after this got a mention:



Was not aware of the feet thread and if it's that bad I definitely won't go looking for it.

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Was not aware of the feet thread and if it's that bad I definitely won't go looking for it.
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Should have swapped van for a large RV and taken us all out for adventure.

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And comments like this are exactly why I thought you were reincarnated.
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Should have swapped van for a large RV and taken us all out for adventure.

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And comments like this are exactly why I thought you were reincarnated.
Stalking? Internet research!
I vaguely remember an apology or something when people needed to lighten up. It was an noble thing to do though to keep the peace.
Some things I recall. Other stuff escapes me. Some things are memorable. There was a really funny thread about a restaurant but for the life of me cannot find it.
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