Bill Burr's funniest jokes

[TiMSport]

I swear I can watch his routines over and over again and never get tired of it. Whenever you need some laughs, Burr never fails. I like this because it's like a "best of" compilation.

Jokes included in this video:
1. Kids 0:00
2. Steve Jobs 3:28
3. White Women 6:48
4. Religion 9:02
5. Male 16:27
6. No reason to hit a woman 18:15
7. Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores 24:33
8. Philly Rant 34:44

[CTinline-six]

When I had a long commute I listened to his Monday Morning Podcast religiously. I haven't been able to lately since switching jobs, but his stuff always is spot on. I love his rant about fast food chains.

[TiMSport]

He's one of the very few comedians that literally makes me almost cry from laughing so hard. Yeah, he has a ton of good material when it comes to his rants about food and overweight people.

[tranquility]

Ya, he's the best imo and my favorite, one of the few to make me literally lol. Brian Regan has some good stuff too. "Something changed!"

[tranquility]

Oh, in case you fans missed this one

[c1pher]

The problem with his and Dave Chappelle’s humor is that it’s true. Some people take it in stride and others’ heads explode over it.

[KennyFSU]

I liked him in Mandalorian but will have check out his comedy now.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by KennyFSU

I liked him in Mandalorian but will have check out his comedy now.

Are you saying you've never seen his comedy routines? If so, you absolutely need to check out his Netflix specials. He's hilarious!

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by c1pher

The problem with his and Dave Chappelle’s humor is that it’s true. Some people take it in stride and others’ heads explode over it.

I recently watched Chappelle's latest special "Closer" and it was great, as usual. There's a reason he is perhaps the GOAT of comedy though that can be argued when considering all of the greats currently and from the past but I have never seen anyone like him that can deliver like a master. His technique is unmatched. As you know, he mixes in humor with honest and true stuff and shows off a great understanding of culture, often times creating drama among the woke crowd.

[OkieSnuffBox]

6. Chris Rock did a joke in the 90s in one of his specials, how he'd never hit a woman, but he'd sure shake the shit out of one!


I didn't watch the video, because I'm a huge Bill Burr fan, watched all of his specials multiple times. One of my favorite jokes/rants is the "being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet. How the fuck would Oprah know? She isn't even a mother!"

[RickFLM4]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I recently watched Chappelle's latest special "Closer" and it was great, as usual. There's a reason he is perhaps the GOAT of comedy though that can be argued when considering all of the greats currently and from the past but I have never seen anyone like him that can deliver like a master. His technique is unmatched. As you know, he mixes in humor with honest and true stuff and shows off a great understanding of culture, often times creating drama among the woke crowd.

I caught it recently too and it was great. I’d like to thank the LGBTQXYZ community for alerting me to its existence as I was not even aware it existed until the complaints circulated through the national media.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by RickFLM4

I caught it recently too and it was great. I’d like to thank the LGBTQXYZ community for alerting me to its existence as I was not even aware it existed until the complaints circulated through the national media.

I thought it was funny, and again true based on Chappelle's own experience, he's a self-professed feminist. He had thought like most people that being a feminist meant you were a female. I found that very interesting, especially the way he presented it.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by OkieSnuffBox

6. Chris Rock did a joke in the 90s in one of his specials, how he'd never hit a woman, but he'd sure shake the shit out of one!


I didn't watch the video, because I'm a huge Bill Burr fan, watched all of his specials multiple times. One of my favorite jokes/rants is the "being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet. How the fuck would Oprah know? She isn't even a mother!"

Oil-drilling in the middle of shark infested waters? Meh! Pinned down by enemy fire in a hostile foreign land? Bah! Bending down to insert that tape in the VCR player is SO HARD!!! Sending your kids to their rooms w trumped up charges. LMAO.

Any job you can do in your PJs can't be that hard haha. If ppl have to scream it and profess to ppl it is, then usually there's a good chance that it's not, since it ought to be self-evident. OT but I remember some old MTV interview on The Cardigans and the interviewer was asking them about their music and all of a sudden this band member suddenly blurts out something along the lines of "ya!!! my guitar parts are hard to play, it's complex music!!" I was like LOL, what???! Where did that come from? Ya, dude, you're up there w EVH and Satch /s Cardigans????? LMAO...I can't even....


I like that one and the 'Epidemic of Gold-digging whores'. Some epic rants by O' Billy Boy lol.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by KennyFSU

I liked him in Mandalorian but will have check out his comedy now.

This is funny, you know him as 'Bill Burr, the actor' first lol

[TiMSport]

I know! Oh and don't forget his appearance in Breaking Bad. Lol.

[OkieSnuffBox]

Originally Posted by tranquility

Oil-drilling in the middle of shark infested waters? Meh! Pinned down by enemy fire in a hostile foreign land? Bah! Bending down to insert that tape in the VCR player is SO HARD!!! Sending your kids to their rooms w trumped up charges. LMAO.

Any job you can do in your PJs can't be that hard haha. If ppl have to scream it and profess to ppl it is, then usually there's a good chance that it's not, since it ought to be self-evident. OT but I remember some old MTV interview on The Cardigans and the interviewer was asking them about their music and all of a sudden this band member suddenly blurts out something along the lines of "ya!!! my guitar parts are hard to play, it's complex music!!" I was like LOL, what???! Where did that come from? Ya, dude, you're up there w EVH and Satch /s Cardigans????? LMAO...I can't even....


I like that one and the 'Epidemic of Gold-digging whores'. Some epic rants by O' Billy Boy lol.

Hahaha yes!

"So you send the kids to bed on some trumped up charges just because you want to have a glass of wine and watch the price is right? All these women injured from bending down to put DVDs in a DVD Player."

Also the one about choking his way to the top of the fast food place.

"uh yeah, I'll have a turkey club on Rye with mayonnaise."
"The mayonnaise is over there"
"Well why don't you, uhhh, go over there and fucking get it. I'm sorry they fired the mayonnaise guy, but I'm not doing it!"

[KevinC]

[TiMSport]

Holy shit. I'm putting this here because there was an earlier reference to Dave Chappelle and his recent Netflix special. What a joke.

BTW, "Elliot Page" formerly Ellen Page is the epitome of all this nonsense. Seriously, how many have actually watched the Chappelle special being referenced? I watched and can't for the life of me understand what the f*** everybody is so wound up about. He told a genuine story about a trans friend who ironically ended herself but I don't want to give away the whole story in case some haven't seen this performance. It's absurd that this is taking place.

Fuck so-called Elliot Page and the rest of them for not even fully grasping what Chappelle was conveying.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...175532122.html

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by OkieSnuffBox

Hahaha yes!

"So you send the kids to bed on some trumped up charges just because you want to have a glass of wine and watch the price is right? All these women injured from bending down to put DVDs in a DVD Player."

Also the one about choking his way to the top of the fast food place.

"uh yeah, I'll have a turkey club on Rye with mayonnaise."
"The mayonnaise is over there"
"Well why don't you, uhhh, go over there and fucking get it. I'm sorry they fired the mayonnaise guy, but I'm not doing it!"

LOL, tx for reminding me.

"Muffins" (that guy has issues man LMAO).

"'Insufficiently masculine' man"