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05-26-2021, 04:10 PM | #67 |
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Isn't that why there is always a 5-gal on the sailboat????
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05-26-2021, 04:16 PM | #68 | |
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bright yellow or neon green for annoyed and horny, might have to go the tat route. The amount i wack it, theyll be so many tats you wont be able to tell what any of the tats are after a couple days. to the 1st, 100k over respect. kardashian over aniston. gotta get dat money spoon over fork 100m over family. my wife is hot, but not 100mill hot. amputee over crazy hottie. clears up my pornhub time not looking for amputees And heres one. Would you rather have access to only the old political section or the qanon forum?
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05-26-2021, 04:20 PM | #69 | |
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05-27-2021, 11:55 AM | #70 |
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Depends on where the tattoos are and also how big are they. Like if i have a huge tattoo of me rubbing one out on my forehead i'm def gonna go with that chameleon option.
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05-27-2021, 01:02 PM | #72 |
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05-27-2021, 01:16 PM | #74 |
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Would you rather be like Marty McFly (seduced by your own mother) or like the dude from Crying Game (seduced by someone you thought was a different gender) ?
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05-27-2021, 01:19 PM | #75 |
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I'm not willing to do the compounding math, but there is an unequivocal right answer to this question - whichever ends up being more money. Although if the numbers are close I'd rather have $6 million in other forms of tender, than millions of pennies
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05-27-2021, 01:33 PM | #76 |
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Either one will do.
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05-27-2021, 01:33 PM | #77 | |
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Would you rather spend the rest of your life alone or spend the rest of your life around annoying people?
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Penny payout option equates to $5,368,709.12......WAIT, does this month have 30 days or 31? HUGE difference here. Piss off if you say February
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05-27-2021, 03:46 PM | #78 |
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Alone. Less likely to murder someone.
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05-27-2021, 03:54 PM | #79 |
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Would you rather know exactly when you're going to die or not?
Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die? |
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If you know how youre gonna die, youre gonna be constantly looking over your shoulder anytime you are in even a remotely similar situation and never enjoy life.
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05-28-2021, 09:48 AM | #81 |
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I'd love to know how much time I had left on this earth. But at the same time i'd love to know how I was gonna die. Imagine winning that lottery and learning you were gonna die to something obscure like a shark attack. You would never go out on the ocean and live life with no fear, at least until it inevitably happened. On the other hand imagine losing that lottery and finding out you die from something that goes on every day such as you die from choking on your food. Everything you would eat would be in puree/mush form right?! Imagine learning that you die at the hands of your own son. Like as the kid grows up, you are always ready to throw hands with him at any given moment, thus causing you to be a distant parent. Heck, this might even cause him to resent you and actually plan to kill you. |
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05-28-2021, 10:25 AM | #82 | |
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05-28-2021, 10:33 AM | #83 |
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Same. Sadly, my life is mix of both. I'm either bombarded with the annoyances during the work day, then it's either the girlfriend (not an annoyance for clarification) or alone. I need to find a happy medium here.
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