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03-20-2020, 07:48 AM | #6293 |
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The dating apps are a bust right now. They all want to message back and forth for entertainment but that's it. Everyone is scared to meet up. I brought up skype or facetime to this one chick and she was weirded out by it. She said "I don't even facetime my friends". Which was then something that weirded me out.
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03-20-2020, 10:19 AM | #6295 | |
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03-20-2020, 11:20 AM | #6296 | |
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03-21-2020, 07:11 AM | #6297 |
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You know what? Yesterday I'd shutted down the fuel levers after last flight for maybe a longer time. Beginning from Monday midnight no revenue flights will leaving my Homebase; no, thats not entirely true, a few will go, but not my type.
At deboarding normally at least one women is starting to flirt with the flight crew at passing us, actually all are hurrying outside as fast as they can - just to end up into home quarantine ordered by government. Corona sux.
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03-21-2020, 09:03 PM | #6298 |
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Some chick from Hinge wants to meet tomorrow. I need some new pussy, but I'm on the fence with meeting anyone new before this gets better. I'm extra at risk thanks to my asthma...
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03-22-2020, 02:01 AM | #6299 |
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Not worth it bro. Your health comes first, pussy will come whenever. Some girl wants to meet me too, and it's obvious I'm going to fuck her but I'm waiting for all this shit to go away before meeting her.
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03-22-2020, 06:36 AM | #6300 |
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sorry, but if you meet up with a complete stranger right now, you're selfish as fuck.
stay your ass home and let her send some nudies |
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03-22-2020, 08:18 AM | #6301 |
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Order an artificial pussy from the store, I think they're not sold out like guns
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03-22-2020, 02:43 PM | #6302 |
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I decided to do the right thing & postpone
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03-22-2020, 03:20 PM | #6303 |
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Got a new match on tinder yesterday. Sent her:
"If the corona virus doesn't take you out, can I?" Crickets |
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03-26-2020, 11:20 PM | #6305 |
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I need to work out logistics to hang with a girl because Facetime ain't cutting it
But I also don't want to corona myself |
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03-26-2020, 11:23 PM | #6306 | |
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03-27-2020, 12:48 AM | #6307 |
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03-27-2020, 09:11 AM | #6308 | |
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03-27-2020, 09:58 AM | #6309 | ||
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I haven't exited my apartment since Monday (? maybe more), she's 3 hours away with her parents. It's not happening any time soon if I'm being realistic with the state lockdown. Plus, car's registration is almost done, I've just been delaying getting it etc I'm not getting laid until at least April 8th lol |
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03-27-2020, 12:38 PM | #6310 |
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Edit: Well, maybe not all of them. Good ice breaker might be something to the affect of dating site wellness checks to make sure the ladies are ok. Use this to get the conversation flowing.....then the ghost the shit out of them.
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03-27-2020, 02:42 PM | #6311 |
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03-27-2020, 02:48 PM | #6312 |
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whats the tolerable age difference for man and woman?
5-10 years less or more? anyone wants to tell their ideas?
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03-27-2020, 03:00 PM | #6313 |
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My wife is almost 10 years younger than I am. But she is the one who pursued me!
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03-27-2020, 03:05 PM | #6314 | |
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