Whack off Wednesday

1MOREMOD · 02-05-2019, 10:29 PM

Yep I'm an innovator

Dogeeseegod · 02-06-2019, 11:07 AM

I take it the silence in here this morning is because everyone is "preoccupied"?

UncleWede · 02-06-2019, 11:28 AM

ADULT niece came by last night to chat with wife. Wife was already in bed. Niece proceeded to lay on my side of bed.

MUST

WAIT

FOR

WEDNESDAY!!!!

1MOREMOD · 02-06-2019, 11:34 AM

It is wed dummy. I forgot to do my dirty work now have to do it in my car at work

King Rudi · 02-06-2019, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

ADULT niece came by last night to chat with wife. Wife was already in bed. Niece proceeded to lay on my side of bed.

MUST

WAIT

FOR

WEDNESDAY!!!!

I'm going to need to see a picture of this alleged niece

.....please....

UncleWede · 02-06-2019, 03:07 PM

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I'm going to need to see a picture of this alleged niece

.....please....

BBW, it's more mental than physical

****** · 02-06-2019, 03:29 PM

So, tomorrow is clean keyboard Thursday?

King Rudi · 02-06-2019, 03:49 PM

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BBW, it's more mental than physical

Your side of the bed was nice and warm though huh?

UncleWede · 02-06-2019, 03:54 PM

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Your side of the bed was nice and warm though huh?

I ran after work. I SO wanted to jump in the shower WHILE she was there. Instead, I hopped in the bed after walking her to the front door

ASBSECU E93 · 02-06-2019, 07:15 PM

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Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...

Sorry that was the idiot OP

Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...

Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!

shoei · 02-06-2019, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by shoei

Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...

Sorry that was the idiot OP

Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...

Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!

Mine isn't frankensteined together... Or always broken and in the shop... Making so much noise it's terrifying your breakfast lunch and dinner... By breakfast lunch and dinner, I mean all the animals you keep on your farm...

Don't hate on the new bish... She gonna chew up and spit out all your bishes...

upstatedoc · 02-07-2019, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by shoei

Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...

Sorry that was the idiot OP

Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...

Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!

Where the fuck have you been

1MOREMOD · 02-07-2019, 09:52 PM

No shit, you do time?

ASBSECU E93 · 02-12-2019, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No shit, you do time?

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by shoei

Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...

Sorry that was the idiot OP

Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...

Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!

Where the fuck have you been

Sheeeeetttt....10 years, suspended to 3. Internet Racketeering apparently is a real thing....

ASBSECU E93 · 02-12-2019, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by shoei

Come on Doc... Can't you just 'scribe yourself some of them lil blue pills to get into the action?

I can't believe someone brought this thread back from the dead lol...

Sorry that was the idiot OP

Well, I see nothing has changed around here except ASBSECU E93 getting ridiculously older... Reverse Benjamin Button - rapid rate...

Bish - I've shed 1,000 lbs and you've added 1,500 lbs.

I've added 400 whp and you e added 1,500 lbs.

Who's Ms. Piggy now?!?!

Mine isn't frankensteined together... Or always broken and in the shop... Making so much noise it's terrifying your breakfast lunch and dinner... By breakfast lunch and dinner, I mean all the animals you keep on your farm...

Don't hate on the new bish... She gonna chew up and spit out all your bishes...

1. It's a Monster alright....come get this milk in that titanic you call a M5

2. You leave my farm animals outta this conversation.

3. Respek mah AUTHORITY.

shoei · 02-12-2019, 07:46 PM

Only one of us has dyno results... Yours is very much like you - high in mileage, brittle, disassembled and stationary, mine is low miles, sturdy, fully assembled and crushing...

lsturbointeg · 02-12-2019, 11:17 PM

uh oh it's 12:17am WEDNESDAY!

ASBSECU E93 · 02-13-2019, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Only one of us has dyno results... Yours is very much like you - high in mileage, brittle, disassembled and stationary, mine is low miles, sturdy, fully assembled and crushing...

Bish - it made 650 whp on gate pressure.

That's 18 psi.

Target psi is 34

ASBSECU E93 · 02-13-2019, 12:49 AM

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upstatedoc · 02-13-2019, 07:27 AM

my gf woke me up at 4am this morning just so i wouldnt have to participate in this nonsense

King Rudi · 02-13-2019, 08:21 AM

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my gf woke me up at 4am this morning just so i wouldnt have to participate in this nonsense

So Wendy (if that is her real name) now has the moniker of "girlfriend"? Well done Doc! I'm sure pre-sunrise sex is way better than trying to figure out if the girl you like is interested. We don't see you in the dating thread much anymore.....I'm assuming for obvious reasons.

BTW....are you sure her name isn't Wynde or some crazy shit? Just doesn't seem like your type.

Joekerr · 02-13-2019, 08:31 AM

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So Wendy (if that is her real name) now has the moniker of "girlfriend"? Well done Doc! I'm sure pre-sunrise sex is way better than trying to figure out if the girl you like is interested. We don't see you in the dating thread much anymore.....I'm assuming for obvious reasons.

BTW....are you sure her name isn't Wynde or some crazy shit? Just doesn't seem like your type.

It's a very good point you raise.

I mean, for several posts, Doc kept referring to the previous one as Danielle.

Then he later dropped the bomb that it was actually Danyell. Which still pains me greatly when I have to type that name.

Doc - here's your opportunity, Jody broke the ice for you - tell us how Wendy is actually spelled! Possible iterations, some which Jody referred to:

- Wynde
- One-D
- Wenndii
- ?

You had better never ever tell that women this thread exists!

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