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      03-24-2018, 04:34 PM   #969
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I don't eat junk food that much, did have some really good chicken fried steak this am though.
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I don't eat junk food that much, did have some really good chicken fried steak this am though.
I hate you. It's midnight here and I'm still in the fucking woods with my stupid dogs.
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I hate you. It's midnight here and I'm still in the fucking woods with my stupid dogs.
Anna ,that sounds cold out there in Finland ?
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Anna ,that sounds cold out there in Finland ?
I think you and I are not in speaking terms and I doubt we will be again.
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      03-24-2018, 05:13 PM   #973
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Oh lovers quarrel
We might agree on potatoes, but I think it's better for a forum like this to have female members. I'm a bitch here a lot but I never degrade other members I hope.

Phill and I reached the breaking point and I'm not going to change him and I accept it but I've stopped reading his posts.
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      03-24-2018, 06:03 PM   #975
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I think you and I are not in speaking terms and I doubt we will be again.
I have no idea of what I said wrong to you ...
Anyway...No matter what I'm sorry Anna .
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I have no idea of what I said wrong to you ...
Anyway...No matter what I'm sorry Anna .
I am too. At some point there is no going back.
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      03-24-2018, 06:22 PM   #977
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I am too. At some point there is no going back.
*IF* I hurt your feelings with one of my (I think) jokes , it was not meant to hurt your feelings . I have no idea with what ...Again..I'm sorry Anna.
But I would love to know what I said wrong to you ?
Note: You can always PM me with details about our or my misunderstanding...
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I waited until my wife went to sleep before I ate the roll of Oreos I bought for her 3 nights ago and she just left unattended on her bureau. Dipped in whole milk that came out of a paper-based carton that protects it from UV light. I gave my dog a few nibbles.
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YOU weren't there for me to give you the nibbles
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I randomly hide things my girlfriend touches often just to watch her go insane. Picks up nail polish and puts it down, turns her head and suddenly it's in the fridge. I had to stop with the sodas as it was costing me a fortune, she'd open one and I'd put it somewhere else, rather than looking she'd open another.
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How many units needed after that snack??
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How many units needed after that snack??
8. The dog ate quite a few, and it was the snack roll. Seems to me that I actually only got 3 out of the roll of 8, but maybe I'm mis-remembering in my old-er age.

246 at breakfast this morning . . .
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I randomly hide things my girlfriend touches often just to watch her go insane. Picks up nail polish and puts it down, turns her head and suddenly it's in the fridge. I had to stop with the sodas as it was costing me a fortune, she'd open one and I'd put it somewhere else, rather than looking she'd open another.
You should kiss her, instead of playing American Psycho !
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blood sugar, not weight.
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Ah got it fatty, I want some oreos too
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Cheap alien bastages. If you gave people more than a Chiclet post-probe, they might give you some Oreos.
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