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      06-08-2017, 04:28 PM   #50293
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      06-08-2017, 05:15 PM   #50296
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      06-08-2017, 06:30 PM   #50297
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Damn - Kathy Griffin has really let herself go....
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      06-08-2017, 10:45 PM   #50298
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      06-09-2017, 06:03 AM   #50299
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Who exactly do you think you are talking to me like that?
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      06-09-2017, 06:10 AM   #50300
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Damn - Kathy Griffin has really let herself go....
... can we honestly sit here and say she ever really had it together to begin with? She's like the female Andy Dick.
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      06-09-2017, 06:49 AM   #50302
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Damn - Kathy Griffin has really let herself go....
... can we honestly sit here and say she ever really had it together to begin with? She's like the female Andy Dick.
Ax is all like, "don't ask, don't tell "
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Ax is all like, "don't ask, don't tell "
Like riding a scooter, sure it's fun as shit, but I'd never let any of you fools find out!
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      06-09-2017, 07:54 AM   #50304
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Who exactly do you think you are talking to me like that?
Me.
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      06-09-2017, 08:07 AM   #50306
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Me.
I'm not sure who you are since you don't talk to me anymore. Left me abandoned and all alone.
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      06-09-2017, 08:11 AM   #50307
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I'm not sure who you are since you don't talk to me anymore. Left me abandoned and all alone.
I lost your info!! And then i was busy
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      06-09-2017, 08:22 AM   #50308
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DAMN!! Freely admits to throwing away the contact info....

That's low Lups
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I lost your info!! And then i was busy
This is phony bologna. You still have my Whatsapp, don't play games with me.


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DAMN!! Freely admits to throwing away the contact info....

That's low Lups
She's just blowing smoke up our asses. She knows damn well my info is still there. Her blonde hair don't run that deep!
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      06-09-2017, 10:23 AM   #50310
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Is it Russian Trumps, or Trump's Russians, that hacked Lupsee's phone and took out the contact info for the REAL elected leader of Baconopolis?
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      06-09-2017, 12:01 PM   #50311
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My rear view mirror is blinking so which fluid to replace first?
I thought you were talking outside mirrors. For the inside rear view, best NOT to use synthetic.

I think there is a recall on blinking rearview though. Take to dealership, be sure you ask them to detail the paint when done.
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      06-09-2017, 12:04 PM   #50312
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I thought you were talking outside mirrors. For the inside rear view, best NOT to use synthetic.

I think there is a recall on blinking rearview though. Take to dealership, be sure you ask them to detail the paint when done.
Dealer said there is a two week wait and the next closest dealer said 3 weeks.

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