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10-11-2016, 08:55 AM | #40393 | |
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I just bought a water pump for my GTI for $13 with free shipping. Compared to $400 for the bimmer. Why do we own these cars again? |
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10-11-2016, 09:33 AM | #40396 |
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I think maybe we need to start here... This is an image from Canada, but to put your mind at ease, they are all made the same. Once you have this down, we can go to phase 2.
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10-11-2016, 09:36 AM | #40397 | |
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If you wanna get laid, I will send you a few screenshots from my i8 app that you can use, buy a key for about $600 and just sat it's in the shop. It'll save you tons of money.
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10-11-2016, 09:37 AM | #40398 | |
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10-11-2016, 09:42 AM | #40399 | |
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10-11-2016, 09:45 AM | #40400 |
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10-11-2016, 10:23 AM | #40403 | |
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10-11-2016, 10:56 AM | #40404 |
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Well, it definitely wasn't you who got me to come out.
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10-11-2016, 10:57 AM | #40405 |
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Hopefully not, since apparently I'm a ladyboy!
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10-11-2016, 11:00 AM | #40406 |
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Wrong thread, we've got the stupid one, banned
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10-11-2016, 11:00 AM | #40407 |
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Totes my hairy face. MKSixer , I may require your assistance good sir.
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10-11-2016, 11:01 AM | #40408 | |
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10-11-2016, 11:10 AM | #40409 |
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Ugh...who let the whores out?
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10-11-2016, 01:19 PM | #40410 |
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I did when I went to a strip club Saturday night. Two floors as they were showing pron downstairs while they had maybe 20 girls in a very small room. Then we (I was with my wife's cousins) went upstairs to the main room. T & A all over as expected offering $25 lap dances which you can finger them and such (I heard $250 for bang bang bang), however, I was looking at the big screen at times. No, it was pron like downstairs, however, rally racing . Girls gave more attention to my wife's cousins as they were making it rain while me being the cheap ba$stard only spent $11 on dem hoes.
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10-11-2016, 02:01 PM | #40412 |
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10-11-2016, 02:09 PM | #40413 | |
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10-11-2016, 02:09 PM | #40414 |
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Self-answering question...
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