Funny Craigslist Ad

RKP · 09-21-2016, 11:50 AM

This is one of the funniest ads I have seen on craigslist for a BMW.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/5779050124.html

Haywood · 09-21-2016, 11:54 AM

Awesome. Love how he works in his mods into the story! The car is in great shape.

jpnh · 09-21-2016, 11:59 AM

awesome ad

natedog7700 · 09-21-2016, 12:24 PM

Must be fake lol for 2 grand i would snatch that thing up in a heart beat!

VRG_135 · 09-21-2016, 12:36 PM

Very funny and entertaining!

Delta0311 · 09-21-2016, 12:43 PM

WoohooSoCal · 09-21-2016, 12:54 PM

"...road head is better."

Genius.

Haywood · 09-21-2016, 12:57 PM

I was texting with the guy and told him he should come on here! Pretty cool guy. He's actually an instructor for NASA and a car nut.

04gto · 09-21-2016, 01:09 PM

Should read:

"Road head is the fucking best!"

Great ad. I love CL. I don't remember life before CL.

mookie45 · 09-21-2016, 01:21 PM

Love it

Official NOCO · 09-21-2016, 01:47 PM

Ugh I wish I could have sex in target parking lots

714_2er · 09-21-2016, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Official NOCO

Ugh I wish I could have sex in target parking lots

Just have sex in movie theatre parking lots, it's much easier.
You can even have some popcorn and candy.(I prefer a cream cheese pretzel)

Haywood · 09-21-2016, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 04gto

Should read:

"Road head is the fucking best!"

Great ad. I love CL. I don't remember life before CL.

True. It was a lot harder getting hookers from the backs of smut mags.

EALm4 · 09-21-2016, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by natedog7700

Must be fake lol for 2 grand i would snatch that thing up in a heart beat!

I was thinking the same thing

silvergray545 · 09-21-2016, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natedog7700

Must be fake lol for 2 grand i would snatch that thing up in a heart beat!

Doubtful. Non-M E36s are cheap these days. My buddy bought a 1995 325is for $1,650 and turned it into a track car.

Teufel_Hunden · 09-21-2016, 03:23 PM

Credit for originality and humor

jtodd_fl · 09-21-2016, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Doubtful. Non-M E36s are cheap these days. My buddy bought a 1995 325is for $1,650 and turned it into a track car.

Did he put red or orange wheels on it, or is he straight?

The Chaddening · 09-21-2016, 05:07 PM

"Fuckin-ay, yeah it has been"

silvergray545 · 09-21-2016, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Doubtful. Non-M E36s are cheap these days. My buddy bought a 1995 325is for $1,650 and turned it into a track car.

Did he put red or orange wheels on it, or is he straight?

You bastard!

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Haywood I know a thing or 2 about a thing or 2... 3112 Rep 3,483 Posts Drives: E36 M3 Coupe, e39 M5 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: LI, NY iTrader: (11) Garage List 2003 BMW e39 M5 [0.00] 1997 BMW e36 M3 [0.00]	Awesome. Love how he works in his mods into the story! The car is in great shape. __________________ 2025 i4 eDrive40 Tanzanite Blue (on order) 2003 Le Mans Blue e39 M5 Dinan S1 1997 Alpine White e36 M3 (the old gal) 2013 Mineral White e92 M3 (sold ) 2014 Carbon Black 650i M-sport (sold)
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jpnh Brigadier General 1428 Rep 3,395 Posts Drives: NA Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	awesome ad
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Haywood I know a thing or 2 about a thing or 2... 3112 Rep 3,483 Posts Drives: E36 M3 Coupe, e39 M5 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: LI, NY iTrader: (11) Garage List 2003 BMW e39 M5 [0.00] 1997 BMW e36 M3 [0.00]	I was texting with the guy and told him he should come on here! Pretty cool guy. He's actually an instructor for NASA and a car nut. __________________ 2025 i4 eDrive40 Tanzanite Blue (on order) 2003 Le Mans Blue e39 M5 Dinan S1 1997 Alpine White e36 M3 (the old gal) 2013 Mineral White e92 M3 (sold ) 2014 Carbon Black 650i M-sport (sold)
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04gto Private First Class 108 Rep 161 Posts Drives: 2023 330e Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (5)	Should read: "Road head is the fucking best!" Great ad. I love CL. I don't remember life before CL. __________________ v12 Flash, Turbonator, The Tornado, FD47 power booster, Turbo sound whistler, Nitrogen filled tires, The Ghost Pro, Joe Gibbs BR30, AFE DAS, Nut blast
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Official NOCO NoCo's Marketing Pawn 27 Rep 81 Posts Drives: 2014 Mazda6 GT - I mean a BMW? Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Tempe, Arizona iTrader: (0)	Ugh I wish I could have sex in target parking lots
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