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03-07-2016, 06:20 PM | #67 |
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If my gf pulled some crazy elaborate public proposal I would say no also just on principle. Bitch you know I don't even like you telling people it's my bday at restaurants!!!
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03-07-2016, 07:14 PM | #68 |
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True dat, but divorce is giving her half of everything + alimony + child support.
People, please think twice before you ever get married. And always get a prenup, no matter what. |
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03-10-2016, 11:50 AM | #71 | |
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03-10-2016, 04:21 PM | #73 | |
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We just had our tenth signing day.
We got married because it makes taxes easier. Tup, a real romantic here...
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03-10-2016, 04:25 PM | #74 | ||
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"your husband gave us 200 bucks for us to sing happy birthday to you. He said he'd do this in every restaurant every time after this until you start feeding him again."
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