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      01-07-2016, 06:45 PM   #20285
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I'm gonna roll up quick and get with which ever one of you gets dumped.
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      01-07-2016, 06:49 PM   #20287
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It was us against the WORLD!!!!

What the fuq is going on with the markets?!?!?

I dumped most of my AAPL a couple months ago...but shit, was under 100 today?!?!
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I'm gonna roll up quick and get with which ever one of you gets dumped.
...whatever...:roll eyes:

You can't even roll down to Lido Key....
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...not if I break up with you first
Fuck that, I'm breaking up with you first bitch.

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I'm gonna roll up quick and get with which ever one of you gets dumped.
I'll take you on, I'll cheat on ASB if we still togeth, ain't nothin but a ho.
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It was us against the WORLD!!!!

What the fuq is going on with the markets?!?!?

I dumped most of my AAPL a couple months ago...but shit, was under 100 today?!?!
I got hammered so hard on oil that I gave up on lots of 2016-7 dreams now. (unless I kick ass on 2016).

Just look at retails DDS, M, JWN, etc's late 2007 action after dow 500 down when china had issues. Reminds me of that year.

I think going inverse etf on any indicies will be future 2yr investment and going long is just hedging.

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...whatever...:roll eyes:

You can't even roll down to Lido Key....
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I'll take you on, I'll cheat on ASB if we still togeth, ain't nothin but a ho.
Seems like few of females are not posting as much on OT (or some not at all), and we have to get the flirt going to maintain OT.

Let the male on male flirt begin!
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Ok - so who's going to win between Bama and Clemsux??
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You paid to have things fixed that did not need fixing.

I was going to say the prettiest feature on your face are your boobs.

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Ok - so who's going to win between Bama and Clemsux??
Gotta pick lesser of 2 turds.
I dislike both... If there is a such thing as a tie in NCAAF, I would pick that.

I gotta pick Alabama by 50.000000000000000001% over clemSucks, because Clem's are undefeated.
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Ok - so who's going to win between Bama and Clemsux??
Bama.

They made their mistake for the year.
Saban is relentless and his teams are disciplined. A real juggernaut.
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I'm a boxer. Not the horizontally opposed engine...the sport!!
I was into MMA a while back, until I got my nose blasted and crooked. Now I stick to hockey.
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Cut me Paulie. No Rock. Just do it..cut me. ADRIAN!!!!!
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Healing? Ain't no body got time fo dat. Cut me!



I'm expecting roses and chocolates tomorrow guys...
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...whatever...:roll eyes:

You can't even roll down to Lido Key....
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Fuck that, I'm breaking up with you first bitch.



I'll take you on, I'll cheat on ASB if we still togeth, ain't nothin but a ho.
Seems like few of females are not posting as much on OT (or some not at all), and we have to get the flirt going to maintain OT.

Let the male on male flirt begin!
This is similar to prison life... This is exactly how it all goes down...
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I'm expecting roses and chocolates tomorrow guys...
Hopefully these are ridiculously low expectations.

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This is similar to prison life... This is exactly how it all goes down...
You've been? Class of '10 WCCF representing.
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I was into MMA a while back, until I got my nose blasted and crooked. Now I stick to hockey.
Yes. My old trainer was an MMA fighter and completely insane. Completely.

My nose has been blasted 3 times playing soccer. When the surgeon finished the procedure to straighten it out the last time, he said had no idea how I managed to breathe as it was a complete mess full of bone fragments and calcium deposits. I told him that it was easy...either breathe or die. Next.

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Gotta pick lesser of 2 turds.
I dislike both... If there is a such thing as a tie in NCAAF, I would pick that.

I gotta pick Alabama by 50.000000000000000001% over clemSucks, because Clem's are undefeated.
you cannot possibly hate Clemsux like I hate Clemsux....
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Yes. My old trainer was an MMA fighter and completely insane. Completely.

My nose has been blasted 3 times playing soccer. When the surgeon finished the procedure to straighten it out the last time, he said had no idea how I managed to breathe as it was a complete mess full of bone fragments and calcium deposits. I told him that it was easy...either breathe or die. Next.

Cheers-mk
Only other injury was playing hockey and I attempted to check someone with my hands up and went through them into the glass and shattered my wrist. Had to have my mom zip up my zipper because didn't have any movable function in my right hand.


Getting older sucks. Need to be more cautious because ER is the last place to end up these days in the US.
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Only other injury was playing hockey and I attempted to check someone with my hands up and went through them into the glass and shattered my wrist. Had to have my mom zip up my zipper because didn't have any movable function in my right hand.


Getting older sucks. Need to be more cautious because ER is the last place to end up these days in the US.
tha Fuq you mean getting old?!

you're (see what I did bimmette ) still a padawan....all young and tender
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