hahahah LA Times: Ben Afflect Proposal

timzerofive · 01-12-2006, 04:53 PM

Read this guys...
from LA Times Column about a classified ad.
This Proposition to Ben Affleck Might Prevent Another 'Gigli'

"A classified ad that has been running in The Times' "Personals" proposes this deal:

"Ben Affleck, in exchange for $185,000 which I need to purchase a modest home in St. Paul, I will personally screen all movie scripts that you are sent, to ensure your longevity in the movie industry."

Seems like a small price for Affleck to pay to avoid making any more turkeys like "Gigli."

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la...nes-california

timzerofive · 01-12-2006, 05:02 PM

Now look at this

Nikki · 01-12-2006, 05:02 PM

hahaha

db17k · 01-12-2006, 05:03 PM

heh that's pretty good, yeah he hasn't turned out a decent movie since. . .? i dunno was pearl harbor even that good?

db17k · 01-12-2006, 05:04 PM

Oh dogma, yeah that wasn't even that good, huh, i dunno if i've like any of his movies if i really think about it.

Nikki · 01-12-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by db17k

Oh dogma, yeah that wasn't even that good, huh, i dunno if i've like any of his movies if i really think about it.

i hate ben afflek, and i think i hate every movie he was in.

timzerofive · 01-12-2006, 05:14 PM

Armageddon was good.

BMW F22 · 01-12-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by timzerofive

Now look at this

LOL that's awesome dude. It's like an asian massage parlor...

JamieA · 01-13-2006, 10:12 PM

Ben is a dud. I couldn't think of anyone more insipid and boring.

I liked Dogma, but not because of him.

He even admitted on TV he was bad in bed - I bet that helped his image with his fans... No wonder J-Lo was unhappy.

JamieA · 01-13-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWE90

LOL that's awesome dude. It's like an asian massage parlor...

You have to imagine with the accent...

"You pay money. I sell house. You have happy ending?"

NaTuReB0Y · 01-13-2006, 10:14 PM

i could beat him in poker any day of the week....

StewtheBassman · 01-13-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki

i hate ben afflek, and i think i hate every movie he was in.

We have so much in common it is scary.

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