Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

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And it’s pretty obvious Uncle Wede is not to be totally relied upon when whiffing panties is mixed up in the equation...

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

But, but, this is still all John's word we're going on... right?

Pffft. No. It's way more solid than that. John told Tracy who told Alice who told my wife who told me. My wife then confirmed the 4:00 AM texting thing directly with Tracy. It's all solid intel.

It's like high school all over again.

[******]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Pffft. No. It's way more solid than that. John told Tracy who told Alice who told my wife who told me. My wife then confirmed the 4:00 AM texting thing directly with Tracy. It's all solid intel.

It's like high school all over again.

Lol...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

Judy, Judy, Judy, sounds like you have a lot of memories on that subject... while we're waiting for doc and Danyell to get back together and doc can then cuss out everybody who is now trashing Danyell (Joe), regale us with some of those treasured moments

I, uh, happen to agree with you, btw...

I'll get back with you in the morning. The girlfriend and I just back from the gym, she's in the shower and I'm cooking dinner. I could write a book on the stories I have. Fifty Shades of whatever is like kindergarten to some of the things I've experienced.

[******]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I'll get back with you in the morning. The girlfriend and I just back from the gym, she's in the shower and I'm cooking dinner. I could write a book on the stories I have. Fifty Shades of whatever is like kindergarten to some of the things I've experienced.

She’s in the shower and you’re cooking dinner?

What could possibly be wrong with this picture? Lol...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

She's in the shower and you're cooking dinner?

What could possibly be wrong with this picture? Lol...

Not a damn thing. Time management at its finest.

[upstatedoc]

My beard is out of control

[Turkish Pickle]

update: cancelled my time with cupcake girl because i realized i havent showered since last morning (all nighter for my midterm) and it'd be around 9pm by the time i got ready

i need to go to the library to do some work and i also want to get laid, if only i had a crazy chick in my phone to combine both occasions... is this good time management?

DETRoadster is john's friend available?

[******]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Not a damn thing. Time management at its finest.

ok, sorry.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

update: cancelled my time with cupcake girl because i realized i havent showered since last morning (all nighter for my midterm) and it'd be around 9pm by the time i got ready

i need to go to the library to do some work and i also want to get laid, if only i had a crazy chick in my phone to combine both occasions... is this good time management?

DETRoadster is john's friend available?

9pm by the time you got ready? That's when I was just finishing work on campus and was wide awake hahaha.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

9pm by the time you got ready? That's when I was just finishing work on campus and was wide awake hahaha.

no no, that is a usual day for me too - except i barely started my homework by 9pm usually. im in class until 4-5pm, then meetings until 7-8, gotta eat and then library... im not having a particularly joyful life day by day

but no today i had a midterm 7-8.15pm, after pulling that allnighter i just needed a refresher - ended up at the library third wheeling my good buddy if anyone's wondering

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

It never is.

You'd be surprised gentlemen. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this chick is probably crazy hot and that most porn stars don't have shit on her in ability. I know these types very well.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, after her moving in and then BOTH getting kicked out, he brought the crazy with to a new homestead??????


I've never smelt panties THAT good. . . .

You need to smell more panties sir.

Come to think of I don't recall ever sniffing a pair myself.....which makes me wonder, why are they referred to as a pair of panties when there is only one?

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

It's like high school all over again.

That's when you know the sex is some next level shit!

Originally Posted by Herdalum

ok, sorry.

No need for apologies. She wants food immediately after the gym and I'm fan of her cleanliness. She showers while I make dinner after that i shower while she gets her things ready for work the next morning, then after there is plenty of time for other things......not to mention shower sex is where injuries occur, I can be patient not to end up in the ER again.

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

DETRoadster is john's friend available?

Not for you, young man. I dont want to hear any of this "I'm into older women crap" outta you. Your mission is to bang as many fine 20-somethings as possible. Stay focused. There will come a time when you too are you your 40s, married, and will wish you had banged just a few more college coeds.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Not for you, young man. I dont want to hear any of this "I'm into older women crap" outta you. Your mission is to bang as many fine 20-somethings as possible. Stay focused. There will come a time when you too are you your 40s, married, and will wish you had banged just a few more college coeds.

This. There will be plenty of time for older ladies later in life. Young tight bodies now, experience later.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

So because I've been with my wife for nearly 20 years, I have little to contribute to this thread. But every once in a while I have a friend, coworker, relative, etc. with some comically bad dating luck and i get to post their story.

My buddy "John" has been dating this chick for about 6 months. She's attractive, engaging, fun to be around. She's a wine sales rep for some local distributor. She was living in the townhouse next door to John, which is how they met. All seemed normal until she confided in John that she was getting kicked out of her townhouse. She was a day or two away from being homeless. Being a nice guy, John said "just move in with me" so she did. A week into it he finally thinks to ask why she got kicked out. Oh, it was because she lost her job and had no money. So now she's all moved in with him and has no plan to chip in financially. I'll spare you all the details of the next month, but basically, she started calling the cops every few days claiming someone was breaking into "her" townhouse and stealing her panties. It got so bad the property association told John that either she had to leave or they both do. So they both pick up and move to a house on the other side of town. Crazy thing is that the panty thief followed them as she's now calling the cops again, several times a week!

I'll keep y'all posted as I learn more. I think this one could get interesting.

sounds like one of those movie from the wimins channel

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

sounds like one of those movie from the wimins channel

No, more like the beginning of a Law and Order episode.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

why are they referred to as a pair of panties when there is only one?

I can be patient not to end up in the ER again.

Deep Thoughts


LOL, AGAIN!!!!

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I can be patient not to end up in the ER again.

When I was a kid/teenager, the ER doctors knew me on sight - I'd only have to walk/limp in there and they'd ask "what did you do this time Dean?". Made worse by the fact that one of them was the doctor who delivered me as a baby.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Deep Thoughts


LOL, AGAIN!!!!

Indeed. Two soap covered bodies in a freshly cleaned shower whilst one is holding the weight of another should be represented by stick figures with a big red circle and the NO slash line marked through....and displayed prominently in showers.

Originally Posted by dinonz

When I was a kid/teenager, the ER doctors knew me on sight - I'd only have to walk/limp in there and they'd ask "what did you do this time Dean?". Made worse by the fact that one of them was the doctor who delivered me as a baby.

I was the same way! The nurses knew me very well by the time I was 12. I've either become much smarter or more careful in my years.

When I was 18 I dated this very attractive brunette who was the daughter of a "fire and brimstone" southern baptist preacher of one of those mega churches. Had just graduated High School, had just obtained my tattooing license and her family, oddly enough, really liked me.....I wouldn't have if I were them. To paint a better picture, this was one of those girls that all the good boys tried to date and she would turn them down yet she was all about my long hair, tattoos and baggy clothes.

Anyway, the mother of said "religon made me naughty" girl worked in the ER. Long story short, one evening we were having a party at my place and I hacked the knuckle of my middle finger on the left hand almost completely off with a knife. Another girl, drove me to the ER to get laced up. The moment this girl is assisting a very inebriated Judy into the ER, (I can't believe I have now started referring to my self as Judy) I make eye contact with the girlfriends mother who is working. She was very professional and very sweet to both of us, but she also made me feel as much of stitching me up as she possibly could all while smiling at me doing the sweet motherly sarcastic bit. The next morning I received a phone call from the preachers daughter and we never saw each other again. Oh well, I wasn't in love and became a legend for dating her.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

But if you end up in the ER you will also be patient...

Well done sir!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Indeed. Two soap covered bodies in a freshly cleaned shower whilst one is holding the weight of another should be represented by stick figures with a big red circle and the NO slash line marked through....and displayed prominently in showers.



I was the same way! The nurses knew me very well by the time I was 12. I've either become much smarter or more careful in my years.

When I was 18 I dated this very attractive brunette who was the daughter of a "fire and brimstone" southern baptist preacher of one of those mega churches. Had just graduated High School, had just obtained my tattooing license and her family, oddly enough, really liked me.....I wouldn't have if I were them. To paint a better picture, this was one of those girls that all the good boys tried to date and she would turn them down yet she was all about my long hair, tattoos and baggy clothes.

Anyway, the mother of said "religon made me naughty" girl worked in the ER. Long story short, one evening we were having a party at my place and I hacked the knuckle of my middle finger on the left hand almost completely off with a knife. Another girl, drove me to the ER to get laced up. The moment this girl is assisting a very inebriated Judy into the ER, (I can't believe I have now started referring to my self as Judy) I make eye contact with the girlfriends mother who is working. She was very professional and very sweet to both of us, but she also made me feel as much of stitching me up as she possibly could all while smiling at me doing the sweet motherly sarcastic bit. The next morning I received a phone call from the preachers daughter and we never saw each other again. Oh well, I wasn't in love and became a legend for dating her.

THESE are the stories we're looking for

doctors being said, i had the "pleasure" of meeting my reason of birth. mom and i were out shopping, she ran into one of her friends - turned out to be the person who basically delivered me... that was a weird experience for sure :I

also yes, both you and DET are right, i am focused on that end but you'd surely get bored of eating the same food all the time, you'd want to venture off to new stuff... i don't like the "stable" stuff either tbh, the only thing id be keeping for over a year at this point is my car. can't let that lincoln get away, driving that car is never a chore but i can't say that about any other car, especially the F10... it just doesn't feel right

im flying to turkland in a few weeks, will definitely update with the women scene there, a lot my classmates are coming back too so it should be nice. my various intel sources say only a few have acquired boyfriends

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

im flying to turkland in a few weeks, will definitely update with the women scene there, a lot my classmates are coming back too so it should be nice. my various intel sources say only a few have acquired boyfriends

Yes, please do! Very interested to hear about the scene in Turkey. I'd assume you would have to put a lot more effort in there and would likely fall short of what you can easily achieve here in good old "loose morals USA" but maybe I'm wrong? My thinking is that religion and religious values play a much bigger role for a much bigger % of the women in Turkey than they do here. Yes?