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      06-30-2015, 01:27 AM   #1585
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An hour and thirty six minutes left to this day and that's the single most depressing thing I've heard.
I try to do my best, thank you for appreciating my talents. In 25 hours and 33 minutes, I'll be a year older. Only 27 to go before the worms have a snack!
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2 full thickness rotator cuff repairs
2 back surgeries (L4/L5)
Every finger in my right hand has been broken
Broke Nose
Right knee scoped for cartilage removal
Left Ankle broken and dislocated so bad was put to sleep and had it set.
Right shoulder will dislocate and I'll set it myself This is a great trick!
I have a neuroma in toes on both feet...this led to what I can only describe as a M&M size spur in the joint where the toe becomes part of the foot...
Arthritis in both feet so bad, a x-ray is just one large white spot...
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I try to do my best, thank you for appreciating my talents. In one 25 hours and 33 minutes, I'll be a year older. Only 27 to go before the worms have a snack!
Well, let me be the first to wish you a Happy pre-birthday
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Let's face it guys, we are waiting for the worms now. The youth is gone.
An hour and thirty six minutes left to this day and that's the single most depressing thing I've heard.
Aw, that beat out me being prone to heroin addiction? Awww booo
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Aw, that beat out me being prone to heroin addiction? Awww booo
The thought of worms munching on me is a jillion million times worse than your addiction! Ewwwwww
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Haha, I was so like you two, until my last bigger trauma.

After my dad died, I did a lot of lumber work in our forests. Mainly for the exercise and to be outside, but also to be spent for the family gatherings.

I completely overestimated my hold, and my foots position, I dropped a log on my foot. It wasn't even painful at first, I almost walked (a stick held me up, and the same stick operated the clutch on the way home) away from the forest, but it took two years almost to walk without a limp. It was looked at by the best professionals and the kind verdict was to let it be, and it might heal, operate and youre out for months, and it might not even help.

Last Friday, I went skating for real for the first time in over two years. The leg is now blue and black but it was a relief to even to try.

Let's face it guys, we are waiting for the worms now. The youth is gone.
Sad but true. During my 20s, pain was just an muscle pain and few stiffness. I made few mistakes by thinking my body was still in 17-25ish at around age 32. Second mistake was that "macho mentality" or mind over body junk.

After I recover 68% of my joint recovery, I am just going to do easy exercise like "walk the park for 1hr" or "lift 25lbs"
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Aw, that beat out me being prone to heroin addiction? Awww booo
The thought of worms munching on me is a jillion million times worse than your addiction! Ewwwwww
Hence, cremation.
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Well, let me be the first to wish you a Happy pre-birthday
Thanks mate, you and your fiancé can have one fast ride from me to Canada when you come here. I would pay two dollars to deliver you there since it would be a good escape reason.

Two dollars man! Think abt it.
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Hence, cremation.
What if the cleaning lady knocks you off the mantle and you're spread all over your kids rug, the cat, stuck in the creases of a couch, or the dog sniffed you and now you're in the dog's lungs?
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Your insurance agent must love you.
Not sure about that - But I have two orthopedists on speed dial...
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Sad but true. During my 20s, pain was just an muscle pain and few stiffness. I made few mistakes by thinking my body was still in 17-25ish at around age 32. Second mistake was that "macho mentality" or mind over body junk.

After I recover 68% of my joint recovery, I am just going to do easy exercise like "walk the park for 1hr" or "lift 25lbs"
I mailed you some shit abt this.
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Thanks mate, you and your fiancé can have one fast ride from me to Canada when you come here. I would pay two dollars to deliver you there since it would be a good escape reason.

Two dollars man! Think abt it.
Can I blast Roxette? Lol!
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Not sure about that - But I have two orthopedists on speed dial...
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What if the cleaning lady knocks you off the mantle and you're spread all over your kids rug, the cat, stuck in the creases of a couch, or the dog sniffed you and now you're in the dog's lungs?
My problem with cremation is that I like worms. I'd be honored to be a part of their diet. I wouldn't waste energy and resources to deny them of a meal.
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My problem with cremation is that I like worms. I'd be honored to be a part of their diet. I wouldn't waste energy and resources to deny them of a meal.
I'm with you on that. Circle of life thing. Besides, I'd hate to be mistaken for an ash tray.
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Can I blast Roxette? Lol!
K, but you fish your money out from under my seat!

I always hated that duo. Lol.

Kotiteollisuus is the only Finnish band that is rock enough for me. Swedes do pop.
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Hence, cremation.
What if the cleaning lady knocks you off the mantle and you're spread all over your kids rug, the cat, stuck in the creases of a couch, or the dog sniffed you and now you're in the dog's lungs?
Just get your ashes spread out in various places then. Like the ocean or something.

Ew, I do not want to rot in the ground.
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Hmmm...shades of Rammstein Du Hast.

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Just get your ashes spread out in various places then. Like the ocean or something.

Ew, I do not want to rot in the ground.
So spread over the ocean or mountain?
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Just get your ashes spread out in various places then. Like the ocean or something.

Ew, I do not want to rot in the ground.
So spread over the ocean or mountain?
Whatever you like. I'm more of a beach person. I'd have mine spread in Vancouver and Hawaii maybe. Geez, I never really thought about it before.

Is this where the interview thread has literally sunken?
"Where do you want your ashes to be spread?"
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Found his YouTube site. Although it is in Finnish, I can understand about 60% of his powerpoint.


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Whatever you like. I'm more of a beach person. I'd have mine spread in Vancouver and Hawaii maybe. Geez, I never really thought about it before.

Is this where the interview thread has literally sunken?
"Where do you want your ashes to be spread?"
Buuuutttttt she staaaaarted iiiiiitttt!! This is so depressing.
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