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      10-24-2015, 08:51 PM   #991
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Yes.

Can be done, my source is solid.

Prenna you're after my blood again, aren't you?!
Just for my defense....
I posted this BEFORE you were online. Biorin was answering lots of question when I posted that.

Did I earn the immunity ?
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Just for my defense....
I posted this BEFORE you were online. Biorin was answering lots of question when I posted that.

Did I earn the immunity ?
"As a female, can you give me an funny/crazy/sad/stupid example of you and/or your friends' example when they could not secure a 2nd date after a 1st date within 2 weeks?"

Yeah that sounds like something I can't resist to answer even if I already know this will be bad. Naturally I have entry to each category.

Well, I have a rule of never dating athletes but once I kinda had to since the man had asked me out for years. We were wrapping up the night when he finally asked me how old I was and I told him I'm 16 (as I was). Scared the damn idiot for life, he was 22, and the look on his face when he realized he had been asking out a 14 year old was so worth him boring me to death for two hours.

Crazy trophy goes to my friend! She had this fuck buddy with whom she messed around for years when ever they were single. Finally the guy was pushing her for more and she gave her one chance.

They had a pleasant dinner and the movie was fine, all conversation was extremely painful since they had nothing in common. She finally decided that she needs him to shut up and well she decided a blowjob is a perfect way to do it. Well, no time like present, they were under a bridge in the center of our city and she went for it.

Imagine her surprise when a fox ran into him in the middle of the act knocking him to the ground. At that point my dear friend reacted as badly as I would've and started laughing hysterically. Her hair was stuck in the zipper, some random people were walking by at that point and she blurted out that she was giving him an exam since he's insecure of his size (med student).

God I love that chick to bits but we were not very surprised when she never heard of the formerly persistent guy.

My grandpa had a date, but he died. The lady was pissed.

Stupidity award goes for to me but that story is too bad to tell on a forum.
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Why is it a girl makes all men following their worst douchey mistake pay for said douche's actions..?

And why is it when a woman dreams that you have cheated - she questions you about it IRL?
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"As a female, can you give me an funny/crazy/sad/stupid example of you and/or your friends' example when they could not secure a 2nd date after a 1st date within 2 weeks?"

Yeah that sounds like something I can't resist to answer even if I already know this will be bad. Naturally I have entry to each category.

Well, I have a rule of never dating athletes but once I kinda had to since the man had asked me out for years. We were wrapping up the night when he finally asked me how old I was and I told him I'm 16 (as I was). Scared the damn idiot for life, he was 22, and the look on his face when he realized he had been asking out a 14 year old was so worth him boring me to death for two hours.

Crazy trophy goes to my friend! She had this fuck buddy with whom she messed around for years when ever they were single. Finally the guy was pushing her for more and she gave her one chance.

They had a pleasant dinner and the movie was fine, all conversation was extremely painful since they had nothing in common. She finally decided that she needs him to shut up and well she decided a blowjob is a perfect way to do it. Well, no time like present, they were under a bridge in the center of our city and she went for it.

Imagine her surprise when a fox ran into him in the middle of the act knocking him to the ground. At that point my dear friend reacted as badly as I would've and started laughing hysterically. Her hair was stuck in the zipper, some random people were walking by at that point and she blurted out that she was giving him an exam since he's insecure of his size (med student).

God I love that chick to bits but we were not very surprised when she never heard of the formerly persistent guy.

My grandpa had a date, but he died. The lady was pissed.

Stupidity award goes for to me but that story is too bad to tell on a forum.
under the bridge was classic!
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"As a female, can you give me an funny/crazy/sad/stupid example of you and/or your friends' example when they could not secure a 2nd date after a 1st date within 2 weeks?"

Yeah that sounds like something I can't resist to answer even if I already know this will be bad. Naturally I have entry to each category.

Well, I have a rule of never dating athletes but once I kinda had to since the man had asked me out for years. We were wrapping up the night when he finally asked me how old I was and I told him I'm 16 (as I was). Scared the damn idiot for life, he was 22, and the look on his face when he realized he had been asking out a 14 year old was so worth him boring me to death for two hours.

Crazy trophy goes to my friend! She had this fuck buddy with whom she messed around for years when ever they were single. Finally the guy was pushing her for more and she gave her one chance.

They had a pleasant dinner and the movie was fine, all conversation was extremely painful since they had nothing in common. She finally decided that she needs him to shut up and well she decided a blowjob is a perfect way to do it. Well, no time like present, they were under a bridge in the center of our city and she went for it.

Imagine her surprise when a fox ran into him in the middle of the act knocking him to the ground. At that point my dear friend reacted as badly as I would've and started laughing hysterically. Her hair was stuck in the zipper, some random people were walking by at that point and she blurted out that she was giving him an exam since he's insecure of his size (med student).

God I love that chick to bits but we were not very surprised when she never heard of the formerly persistent guy.

My grandpa had a date, but he died. The lady was pissed.

Stupidity award goes for to me but that story is too bad to tell on a forum.


ROFL.
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Why is it a girl makes all men following their worst douchey mistake pay for said douche's actions..?
Easier than examining our own behavior!

Yeah, I do this. I still carry the scars of the two idiots that made my life hell. I blame my mom alone for my hatred to cameras but they sure as hell didn't help. One of them broke into our server and stole pics from our bachelor party, and sent them to my grandma for example.
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Why is it a girl makes all men following their worst douchey mistake pay for said douche's actions..?
I like to imagine I'm not really like this (I forgive too easily), but probably something to do with that creating a trust issue of sorts.

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And why is it when a woman dreams that you have cheated - she questions you about it IRL?
Might be taking it as a sign that you've done something to where our subconscious thinks you've cheated, and must inquire further. Must always inquire further. You must have done something. Cheater.
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I like to imagine I'm not really like this (I forgive too easily), but probably something to do with that creating a trust issue of sorts.



Might be taking it as a sign that you've done something to where our subconscious thinks you've cheated, and must inquire further. Must always inquire further. You must have done something. Cheater.
...well, I am a Pat's fan
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...well, I am a Pat's fan
Just try not to deflate the foosball.
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Do women dress pretty for us men to oogle, or do you dress pretty to compete with other women who dress pretty?
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Do women dress pretty for us men to oogle, or do you dress pretty to compete with other women who dress pretty?
Could be either, or could be that we're just dressing up for ourselves. Looking nice feels good
Depending on the type of person, the category they fall into can be fairly evident. Sometimes all three.
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under the bridge was classic!
Hey I only claim my friends being smart, not good at with their timing!

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ROFL.
This thread has that effect on me too. I've laughed sooo much for all the stupid shit ive done over the years it has been the best three days ever. Biorin deserves a medal for this one!
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This thread has that effect on me too. I've laughed sooo much for all the stupid shit ive done over the years it has been the best three days ever. Biorin deserves a medal for this one!

Agreed!
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Hey I only claim my friends being smart, not good am with their timing!



This thread has that effect on me too. I've laughed sooo much for all the stupid shit ive done over the years it has been the best three days ever. Biorin deserves a medal for this one!
bimmette's idea, my questionable execution, your hysterical answers.
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bimmette's idea, my questionable execution, your hysterical answers.
Omc, my image has taken a few hits here but I score highly according to this in the freaky as shit category.
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Omc, my image has taken a few hits here but I score highly according to this in the freaky as shit category.
I asked in the guys thread whether the overtly sexual women were the most boring in bed, and got an overwhelming yes. After our answers here, I think that means you and me just lie there.
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I asked in the guys thread whether the overtly sexual women were the most boring in bed, and got an overwhelming yes. After our answers here, I think that means you and me just lie there.
I'd say they are right in a way.

Women who are interested in sex usually are more interested in getting the attention it brings instead of actually getting any. I'd say they have dealt with the insecure breed of us then and those are easy to score.
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Omc, my image has taken a few hits here but I score highly according to this in the freaky as shit category.
I asked in the guys thread whether the overtly sexual women were the most boring in bed, and got an overwhelming yes. After our answers here, I think that means you and me just lie there.
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What do you keep in your purse?

At work I notice that the all the ladies leave their purses wide open in the same area - is this behavior some form of competition or is it a display of trust/female bonding?

As a guy I would never just leave my wallet out on a table in plain sight.
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I don't eat chocolate (unethical as fuck, I avoid all things that cause misery to the producers.), and I don't like ice cream in general.
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I don't eat chocolate (unethical as fuck, I avoid all things that cause misery to the producers.), and I don't like ice cream in general.
Woah, then what do you eat to keep you from killing someone during your shark week?

When my ex was on hers, I bought her Chocolate ice cream.
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