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      07-01-2015, 05:22 PM   #9901
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Nude pumps, pshhh you can do better than that! A red interior suggests some more flare in your repertoire, bring it!!! Anddd I just realized I know too much about heels...
Nude heels make a women's legs look longer. Remember I'm 5'4 barefoot. I'm doing all I can to be semi eye level to everyone else. Men like tall women
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Men like tall women
Not true. Small men do not like tall women.
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      07-01-2015, 05:31 PM   #9905
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Nude heels make a women's legs look longer. Remember I'm 5'4 barefoot. I'm doing all I can to be semi eye level to everyone else. Men like tall women
yes we do - but I dated a 5' tall girl too...she was bendy
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Not true. Small men do not like tall women.
Neither both are NOT true nor false.
Depends on how they wanna play it.

I knew a guy who is nice and smart , and he was 5'5. I remember he dated a girl who is 6'2. Surprisingly they were great with eachother, but did not work out.

This is my pure speculation. I think the 5'5 guy was using her as a trophy gf to show off to his Hobbit friends.
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yes we do - but I dated a 5' tall girl too...she was bendy
HA! I beat you! by a FULL INCH.
I didn't date em, but shortest I've (insert appropriate terms) was 4'11
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Neither both are NOT true nor false.
Depends on how they wanna play it.

I knew a guy who is nice and smart , and he was 5'5. I remember he dated a girl who is 6'2. Surprisingly they were great with eachother, but did not work out.

This is my pure speculation. I think the 5'5 guy was using her as a trophy gf to show off to his Hobbit friends.
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Yup. therefore I went all the way to 4'x" range.




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Nude heels make a women's legs look longer. Remember I'm 5'4 barefoot. I'm doing all I can to be semi eye level to everyone else. Men like tall women
Spot on !
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      07-01-2015, 05:45 PM   #9911
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Nude heels make a women's legs look longer. Remember I'm 5'4 barefoot. I'm doing all I can to be semi eye level to everyone else. Men like tall women
Yes - but a nude woman makes a man's "_______" seem longer...
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Nude heels make a women's legs look longer. Remember I'm 5'4 barefoot. I'm doing all I can to be semi eye level to everyone else. Men like tall women
Yes that's very true. Last Friday when we went to dinner I remember seeing your nude heels and thinking, "wow she has great legs".
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Neither both are NOT true nor false.
Depends on how they wanna play it.

I knew a guy who is nice and smart , and he was 5'5. I remember he dated a girl who is 6'2. Surprisingly they were great with eachother, but did not work out.

This is my pure speculation. I think the 5'5 guy was using her as a trophy gf to show off to his Hobbit friends.
I've never been attracted to tall girls. I like "cute" girls and tall does not equal cute in my book.

I'm not too tall myself so I guess that has something (a lot) to do with it.
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Nude heels make a women's legs look longer. Remember I'm 5'4 barefoot. I'm doing all I can to be semi eye level to everyone else. Men like tall women
I am sure you just want to look taller than right now. That is perfectly fine.
However, I had a male friend who is 5'10 using insole (man heels) to look taller, so that he can find a girlfriend in N.CA. There is no shame for guys to look taller, but I guess my motto is different than his. Maybe his is to receive bunch of compliment to look almost 6'. My motto is do whatever the F i like to do.

That said, if you are doing this to get some date points off of guys, there are better and easier way to do this.

Use your NCAA foozball knowledge. Most guys (poor to rich, smart to dumb, etc) will LOVE to talk to you. Of course, it is your job to filter out smart guys and rich guys.
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I've never been attracted to tall girls. I like "cute" girls and tall does not equal cute in my book.

I'm not too tall myself so I guess that has something (a lot) to do with it.
Yeah. I am one of the shortest member here on OT. I am attracted to nice, kind, funny, and smart girls. That is why I use to get a high variance in heights, appearances, and etc.
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I am sure you just want to look taller than right now. That is perfectly fine.
However, I had a male friend who is 5'10 using insole (man heels) to look taller, so that he can find a girlfriend in N.CA. There is no shame for guys to look taller, but I guess my motto is different than his. Maybe his is to receive bunch of compliment to look almost 6'. My motto is do whatever the F i like to do.

That said, if you are doing this to get some date points off of guys, there are better and easier way to do this.

Use your NCAA foozball knowledge. Most guys (poor to rich, smart to dumb, etc) will LOVE to talk to you. Of course, it is your job to filter out smart guys and rich guys.
For most woman is small and rich also ok .
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Yeah. I am one of the shortest member here on OT. I am attracted to nice, kind, funny, and smart girls. That is why I use to get a high variance in heights, appearances, and etc.
Did you carry out a survey of OT members to ascertain this or are you soooo unusually short that you can say this with a high degree of certainty?

Just how tall, or short, are you? I'm 5'9"
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I think my wife has these too...
Haha that's awesome. Pick those heels up with your hands. I swear they weigh 5 lbs! They are so heavy!
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I've been with this chick, she is about 6'01, she had a huge clit.
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I've been with this chick, she is about 6'01, she had a huge clit.
She have a huge Adam's apple too?
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