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03-25-2024, 04:39 PM | #7767 |
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03-25-2024, 05:24 PM | #7768 | |
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03-25-2024, 05:29 PM | #7769 |
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You know you're old when you throw your back out blowing on your birthday cake candles, or when getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot on the first try! How about when you start telling people you're "29 with a few years of experience"... repeatedly? And let's not forget, you know you're definitely old when your favorite songs are now elevator music. Oh, and those noises you make when getting up? They're not sound effects; they're your personal soundtrack!
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03-25-2024, 06:08 PM | #7770 |
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Up until recently I could get away with telling people I was forty-nineteen. Not any more.
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03-25-2024, 06:24 PM | #7771 |
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.... when getting carded at a bar at Chicago's O'Hare airport (where they card everybody) is the highlight of your day...
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03-26-2024, 11:55 AM | #7772 | |
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was much better when I had the originals installed. My dentist retired a couple of years ago and the new dentist and staff are much younger, up to date on the latest techniques and very organized. I could barely feel the injections (one per crown) plus could not feel any of the grinding, etc. The dentist kindly provided a clever prop to hold my jaw open. All in all, I was able to relax for the 1st time ever. My dentist installed porcelain crowns which I really like. And NO temperature sensitivity.
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03-26-2024, 03:31 PM | #7774 |
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^^^That's a funny thing about my Dad. He *never* swore at home. I got smacked once because I used the word "pissah," which is a Boston thing. Then one Saturday my Dad had to go into work because a gate around the property had frozen shut in a snowstorm. Since it was Saturday and no one else besides a mechanic would be there, he brought my younger brother and me along with him. There was a Dunkin Donuts shop right near his workplace and he promised us donuts if we went to help him. He had us go up into a control tower where he worked and told us to push the open/close buttons on the gate controller when he said to do so over the intercom. Then he went back outside to work with the mechanic on the gate. When they had freed up the gate, he told us to push the Open button, which worked fine and opened the gate. He told us it was working, good job, and all that. Then I asked if we could get donuts now. My brother and I then heard him say to the mechanic, "Do you believe this f**king kid? Always thinking about his stomach."
My brother and I sat there with our jaws on the floor staring at each other. Dad said the F-word!!!! We were stunned. Years later I met some guys who worked with my Dad who claimed he was a prodigious crafter of brutal language when he was mad at someone for screwing up. Something I never knew about my father.
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03-26-2024, 03:48 PM | #7775 | |
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My dad, on the other hand, would swear like a sailor no matter who was around him and no matter where he was. Was kinda funny, to tell you the truth. Obviously me and my two sisters had a very 'broad' vocabulary at a young age. |
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03-26-2024, 05:09 PM | #7777 |
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Was nagging UncleWede about going to the dentist and being a wuss, now I’ve broken a tooth and have to go myself. Payback is a bitch.
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03-28-2024, 05:19 AM | #7778 |
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You know you're old when...
... you`re right and everyone else is wrong
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03-28-2024, 03:57 PM | #7779 |
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That's ALWAYS been true
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03-28-2024, 04:04 PM | #7780 |
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...when you are skiing with your grandchildren and, while waiting in lift line, a guy says to me; "Wow, skiing with your grand kids. I can't believe you are still skiing at your age!". I didn't know whether to thank him, punch him in the jaw, or take him up on the hill and race him down!!. For the record, I thanked him.
Photo of me following three of my six grand kids on a perfect day at Heavenly Ski Resort. My youngest is 4 and he just started ski lessons. Next year I will ski with him and meet my goal of skiing with all of my grandchildren. Season pass for 2024-2025 already purchased. |
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I was never a good skier but I always enjoyed doing it. I was once the only skier going up and down a black diamond slope at Sunday River in Maine. It was bitter cold, but I couldn't resist the chance to have the entire ski run to myself. The ski lift operator thought I was nuts.
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During the mid-late 80's, I had many business trips to SLC and Tooele. I don't ski either, but one of the Senior Executives arranged a trip up to the Snowbird Resort. I'm not fond of heights, so the ride up wasn't that pleasant for me, but the resort and its lounge was simply spectacular. Thankfully, the drive back down was in darkness!!
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03-29-2024, 12:59 PM | #7788 |
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It's a bit of a tangent but my dad literally told me he walked 7 miles to school every day, this was in S. Caroline during the depression.
He had been gone years and I had an aunt over there who was getting quite elderly, and I had been promising a visit. One fine day, I got off my butt and did go visit. At one point I mentioned the 7-mile thing and she allowed that it was about right, but why guess, it turns out both the house they grew up in, and the schoolhouse, were still standing. So we took a drive to get a measurement. That walk ended up being 6.8 miles... Close enough for me. |
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