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      03-17-2017, 01:44 AM   #48885
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Loose like a wizards sleeve.
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      03-17-2017, 09:10 AM   #48889
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That's too bad. Haha
It's unfortunate, but it hasn't stopped the boys from coming to the yard.

They say it's "exotic" or some shit.
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      03-17-2017, 09:11 AM   #48890
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It's unfortunate, but it hasn't stopped the boys from coming to the yard.

They say it's "exotic" or some shit.
What lol
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Do we remind you of horses or princesses?
No, I'm a Mom. I sing wake up buttercup every morning. You guys are my extended buttercups. Feel loved.
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I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.
You mean a big clitoris is actually a small penis ?
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Tomorrow* This girl!!! TEQUILA
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      03-17-2017, 10:30 AM   #48896
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I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.
You mean a big clitoris is actually a small penis ?
Depends if you're in Thailand.
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Depends if you're in Thailand.
Yeah I heard about it...pic shows it too !
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Do you have a tight pussy?
I'm sure Sara is tight.
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my friend
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my friend
I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
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I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
I dont even know what that is lol
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I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
I dont even know what that is lol
Vagina exercises. Haha
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Vagina exercises. Haha
I knew it...
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Vagina exercises. Haha
Shit, my OBGYN stitched me up super tight I'll never forget my one month check up after giving birth, as she's examining my vagina she says, " It doesnt even look like a baby came out of here" PROUD Milf Moment
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I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
Don't black holes suck you in? I'm not sure this is what you were going for lol.

Then again, I came pretty close to failing the sciences - I hate them with a passion.
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my friend
Lol....right , But I don't believe you Sara .Years of horse riding made your pussie strong and tight .
I'm sure you can squeeze as well .
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