My left testicle hurts :(.

aretardedorange · 12-23-2010, 05:03 PM

Its not the tube like Blake mentioned. When "holding" or "lifting" up the left testicle a slight pain is felt. I was hit in the area earlier this week and I believe that is when it started. I will get it checked out tomorrow guys!

aretardedorange · 12-23-2010, 05:21 PM

Actually its most likely the tube. As the left testicle is larger then the right and its at the top of the testicle. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Well will go tomorrow to get it checked out! Thanks for the input guys!

mileydog · 12-23-2010, 05:42 PM

You could have simply exploded your left nut. It happens when you experience extreme blunt force trauma to your testicle region. Can you recall anything that could have exploded your left nut? Example...playing baseball without your cup and you get struck with a pitch right in the nuts with a 90mph fastball.

BTW an exploded nut needs immediate doctor attention.

aretardedorange · 12-23-2010, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mileydog

You could have simply exploded your left nut. It happens when you experience extreme blunt force trauma to your testicle region. Can you recall anything that could have exploded your left nut? Example...playing baseball without your cup and you get struck with a pitch right in the nuts with a 90mph fastball.

BTW an exploded nut needs immediate doctor attention.

I am sure if my left nut exploded I would know.

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mileydog · 12-23-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by aretardedorange

I am sure if my left nut exploded I would know.

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I am not kidding. I am guessing that you probably have an exploded nut. It is probably considered just a type 1 case but if you don't get it treated it could detonate. You surely don't want that to happen.

JayKay335i · 12-23-2010, 05:55 PM

Go to a doctor. Now. If you enjoying having both testicles.

iBoost · 12-23-2010, 06:56 PM

I just read through some of this and I've had the same feeling a couple of times, and ever since the first one i fapped to see if itll relieve the pain and it did! So the few times that i would get this terrible feeling id just fap it out, and it works every time.

Tip: When a ball is hurting, you have to fap delicately, avoid hitting your balls when stroking.

Repeat if necessary till ball feels relieved.

aretardedorange · 12-23-2010, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBoost

I just read through some of this and I've had the same feeling a couple of times, and ever since the first one i fapped to see if itll relieve the pain and it did! So the few times that i would get this terrible feeling id just fap it out, and it works every time.

Tip: When a ball is hurting, you have to fap delicately, avoid hitting your balls when stroking.

Repeat if necessary till ball feels relieved.

I will try this in a bit

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ideliver · 12-23-2010, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

go to a doc because it could be serious

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

my very first thought...however, if it has been 4 days and if it is a torsion...that testicle is a goner

JayKay335i · 12-23-2010, 08:44 PM

Based on having no medical experience, I'll repeat, GO TO THE FUCKEN DOCTOR.

McMuffin · 12-23-2010, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by aretardedorange

Well many funny things are posted in the OT. I did see a doctor who sad its possible that I might have pulled the testicle... How that is even possible I am not sure but its supposed to go away within a week.

. Anyone else ever pull a testicle?

Quit choking the chicken!

Paramedic · 12-23-2010, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Based on having no medical experience, I'll repeat, GO TO THE FUCKEN DOCTOR.

Based on having some, DO IT.

Forcefed3 · 12-23-2010, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Memphis1

your fucked...

"With prompt diagnosis and treatment the testicle can be saved.
Testicular torsion is a surgical emergency that needs immediate intervention. If treated within 6 hours, there is an excellent chance of saving the testicle. Within 12 hours the rate decreases to 50%, within 24 hours is 10%, and after 24 hours the rate approaches 0. Once the testicle is dead it must be removed to prevent gangrenous infection."

hahah. And OP, WTF, this isnt a medical forum.

Year's_End · 12-23-2010, 09:53 PM

my balls hurt after reading this thread

BTM · 12-23-2010, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paramedic

Based on having some, DO IT.

LOL appropriate username is appropriate

ToothDoc · 12-24-2010, 12:44 AM

I don't know why I was LMAO reading this. Sounds painful, but funny as sh!t. There is a weird fetish where guys sit on ice blocks, open up their sack and smash their nads and cut them out. Somebody needs to find that site and post it!

Blake · 12-24-2010, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ToothDoc

I don't know why I was LMAO reading this. Sounds painful, but funny as sh!t. There is a weird fetish where guys sit on ice blocks, open up their sack and smash their nads and cut them out. Somebody needs to find that site and post it!

wat

c0nstant · 12-24-2010, 12:51 AM

wow, fuck this thread

Blake · 12-24-2010, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

wow, fuck this thread

u mad?

c0nstant · 12-24-2010, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

u mad?

no, but now i feel like i need to wear a cup or something

Blake · 12-24-2010, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

no, but now i feel like i need to wear a cup or something

you don't want testicle torsion, bro

JayKay335i · 12-24-2010, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paramedic

Based on having some, DO IT.

I was kidding

12-23-2010, 05:03 PM	#23
aretardedorange Banned 172 Rep 609 Posts Drives: E60 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Empire State iTrader: (6)	Its not the tube like Blake mentioned. When "holding" or "lifting" up the left testicle a slight pain is felt. I was hit in the area earlier this week and I believe that is when it started. I will get it checked out tomorrow guys!
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aretardedorange Banned 172 Rep 609 Posts Drives: E60 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Empire State iTrader: (6)	Actually its most likely the tube. As the left testicle is larger then the right and its at the top of the testicle. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Well will go tomorrow to get it checked out! Thanks for the input guys!
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mileydog Private 27 Rep 81 Posts Drives: E92 AW Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	You could have simply exploded your left nut. It happens when you experience extreme blunt force trauma to your testicle region. Can you recall anything that could have exploded your left nut? Example...playing baseball without your cup and you get struck with a pitch right in the nuts with a 90mph fastball. BTW an exploded nut needs immediate doctor attention.
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iBoost Retired e90post Member 135 Rep 3,038 Posts Drives: real slow Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (13)	I just read through some of this and I've had the same feeling a couple of times, and ever since the first one i fapped to see if itll relieve the pain and it did! So the few times that i would get this terrible feeling id just fap it out, and it works every time. Tip: When a ball is hurting, you have to fap delicately, avoid hitting your balls when stroking. Repeat if necessary till ball feels relieved.
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Based on having no medical experience, I'll repeat, GO TO THE FUCKEN DOCTOR.
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ToothDoc Second Lieutenant 5 Rep 241 Posts Drives: 997.2 TTS, CLA 45 AMG Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicagoland iTrader: (0)	I don't know why I was LMAO reading this. Sounds painful, but funny as sh!t. There is a weird fetish where guys sit on ice blocks, open up their sack and smash their nads and cut them out. Somebody needs to find that site and post it!
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