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      11-26-2016, 03:07 PM   #43561
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Perhaps the virgin in the basement thing doesn't translate to Europe if you don't have basements, but surely you understand the meaning. Basically a nerd who talks a big game but never gets out. It has nothing to do with parents.

My comment stems from the fact that you talk about women in a dominating way. A lot. And based on experience, those types of people generally are all talk and no action. There's a reason they talk. Put up a façade. And that's why I'm conflicted as to whether that's you because why else do you act the way you do. People who are really are successful don't typically talk about it (in general) because they don't need to - only those who are insecure in their current position do so.

At least as a general rule of thumb, there are always some exceptions.
I am one from your exceptions ..
And you know why ?

This forum has a PM button , and I receive PM's with the question if can post a picture from her in the cool pic thread...
From who ? I'm sure you know them as well .

You said => There's a reason they talk. Put up a façade ect... ?
Well that has to do with my high natural testosterone levels in my blood . That's what my blood sample shows every 6 months again , and that's why I'm very/over active and concentrated in no matter what , I'm a perfectionist and my memory works extraordinary .
I worked day and night ,still do for the last 20 years to pay my basements (like you said) and cars and everything I own is payed and not by the bank !
I'm not basically a nerd who talks a big game => I am a self made man who works his ass off !
I had always chicks , in the past and even today right now . Don't ask me why because I don't know why they come to me , because actually I find I look like a barbarian !
I am raised by my parents this way..

I am not dominating , everyone around me (family ,friends ,colleagues , neighbours ) really loves me ,and my sense of humor as well !
BTW...90% of the time in the whore thread I'm kidding .
I am always the first person to help others , in no matter what .

Your comment (your facade) sucks bro , because that was dominating !
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@Lups the wife was mad when she made salsa for our meatball soup because I went to watch a soccer game in the rain. I put about a tablespoon in the bowl before adding soup. Needed 2 cans of orange/gin to get thru that one bowl. It was SOOOOO good!
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Just thought I'd make a brief appearance since I was lured into OT.

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@Lups the wife was mad when she made salsa for our meatball soup because I went to watch a soccer game in the rain. I put about a tablespoon in the bowl before adding soup. Needed 2 cans of orange/gin to get thru that one bowl. It was SOOOOO good!
Was hopefully no poultry meat, huh?!
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Just thought I'd make a brief appearance since I was lured into OT.

Hope you and everyone is doing well
Welcome back in the mess bro !
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@Lups the wife was mad when she made salsa for our meatball soup because I went to watch a soccer game in the rain. I put about a tablespoon in the bowl before adding soup. Needed 2 cans of orange/gin to get thru that one bowl. It was SOOOOO good!
I lost my tiny dog in a forest and I've spent the last two days running around looking for him. In total I've walked nearly 20 miles in this time according to a tracker app, and I have had zero luck with food or the dog. Yesterday evening I managed to get down two hamburgers, but I'm too high on adrenaline to eat.

I want that recipe though as soon as I have found my fucking idiot dog
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I lost my tiny dog in a forest and I've spent the last two days running around looking for him. In total I've walked nearly 20 miles in this time according to a tracker app, and I have had zero luck with food or the dog. Yesterday evening I managed to get down two hamburgers, but I'm too high on adrenaline to eat.

I want that recipe though as soon as I have found my fucking idiot dog
Anna..I really hope you find your dog back ASAP !
Probably he was running after a wild animal in the forest and he lost you from sight...
I know how you feel Anna and that really sucks , I'm really sorry to hear this
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Anna..I really hope you find your dog back ASAP !
Probably he was running after a wild animal in the forest and he lost you from sight...
I know how you feel Anna and that really sucks , I'm really sorry to hear this
I wish he was running after an animal, he bit our big god, he got his ass kicked for it, and he ran away. He's in shock and its minus 5c here. I've had every available resource pulled to this now for two days and we still have nothing.
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