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      01-24-2016, 10:49 PM   #375
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1. Who are the real girls here?
2. Ever hook up with a house cleaner?
3. Longest relationship?
Hahahahahha.....

1) Sara, Biorin, Lups, and formerly Bimette but she's quit.

2)nah, house cleaners are usually a little out of shape. I've got standards where I stick it into.

3) 2.5 years, and well- ended in heart breaking fashion. Explains why I am the way I am, but long story short, planned to propose, bought the ring, she broke up with me before she knew I was going to ask.

Thus m, I present you- MrSugarSkulls.
Don't underestimate house cleaners, especially hotels in foreign country or daughters that help out
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      01-24-2016, 11:42 PM   #376
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2. Musicians or Geeks?
3. Crunches or kegels?
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Hahahahahha.....

1) Sara, Biorin, c5, Lups, and formerly Bimette but she's quit.

2)nah, house cleaners are usually a little out of shape. I've got standards where I stick it into.

3) 2.5 years, and well- ended in heart breaking fashion. Explains why I am the way I am, but long story short, planned to propose, bought the ring, she broke up with me before she knew I was going to ask.

Thus I present you- MrSugarSkulls.
I wanna hear more about the 2 and a half year chick...
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      01-25-2016, 03:02 AM   #378
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1. Range or golf course?
2. Comedy or romance?
3. Chaka or baba booey?

1. Range. Are we not paying attention?

2. Comedy. I'm allergic to romantic movies.

3. Que? Chaka as in Mexican chaka?
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      01-25-2016, 05:47 AM   #379
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1. He is playing the long game. The Howell's will die after a few years. Gilligan and the Skipper will reveal that they are lovers and BOOM...Mary Ann and Ginger all to himself.

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      01-25-2016, 05:50 AM   #380
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      01-25-2016, 07:34 AM   #381
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That NFL thread is going to get me banned I swear.
Grasshopper, the NFL Thread is the primary road to receiving a ban.
I can't stand the Patriots (Sorry ABS) and the only contributions I could make begin at vile and go downhill from there.

I'm waiting for F1 to start.
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      01-25-2016, 10:53 AM   #382
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1. Did you have a 911 or do you work dispatch?

2. Could you allow a child to be brutally murdered in order to save 1000 others?

3. Describe your perfect celebrity date.
Its been a crazy fun weekend with the snow....

1) Neither, when I opened my first email account Freshmen year in college (1995) hotmail suggested jimj91 and since my truck at the time was a '91 I fugured I wouldnt forget it. First time I opened a forum account ( Jeepforum.com ) They added a 1 to it as a suggestion and it has stuck for every account after.

2) I am using this question in interviews from now on! This will tell a lot about a person. Could I? No. Would I if there was truly another 1000 on the line? Yes, but I would follow that up with can I take its place?

3) I would never go on a celebrity date, I have a true loathing for them other than the ones who use their fame to further good causes. The entertainment industry makes me sick. Granted, Jessica Simpson looks pretty good in the remake of The Dukes Of Hazzard!
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      01-25-2016, 11:21 AM   #383
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MKSixer - its all good...now, if you start bad mouthing my Heels in the CBB thread...ITS ON!!!!
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      01-25-2016, 01:46 PM   #384
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MKSixer - its all good...now, if you start bad mouthing my Heels in the CBB thread...ITS ON!!!!
What's up with Roy Williams fake 'n baking?? Man gets darker and darker... Can practically see where his goggles are worn...

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MKSixer - its all good...now, if you start bad mouthing my Heels in the CBB thread...ITS ON!!!!
Hey!
I lived in Cary, NC for almost 2 years. I'm a Heels Fan, as well. Thank God you didn't say Duke...we'd be done!!

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MKSixer - its all good...now, if you start bad mouthing my Heels in the CBB thread...ITS ON!!!!
What's up with Roy Williams fake 'n baking?? Man gets darker and darker... Can practically see where his goggles are worn...

Listen here....

The adults are talking. Go play with something shiny in the corner
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      01-25-2016, 02:51 PM   #387
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Listen here....

The adults are talking. Go play with something shiny in the corner
If he swallows it, YOU are taking him to the ER
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      01-25-2016, 03:25 PM   #388
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1. January 7, 2016. I'd duct tape Biorin to an unplugged space heater so she wouldn't type snarky remarks to stunningly beautiful new female members and chase them away. Jerk.
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1. Scooby Doo or Scrappy?
2. Musicians or Geeks?
3. Crunches or kegels?
Scrappy Doo. I can identify with him.

Geeks!! I play 1.2 instruments already, and I don't need the additional sensitivity. I do need someone to nerd out with, though...

Kegels.
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Hey!
I lived in Cary, NC for almost 2 years. I'm a Heels Fan, as well. Thank God you didn't say Dook...we'd be done!!
FTFY
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If he swallows it, YOU are taking him to the ER
...more likely he'll shove it up his nose
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...more likely he'll shove it up his nose
Still, you put him in the corner with something shiny, just saying
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1. Range. Are we not paying attention?

2. Comedy. I'm allergic to romantic movies.

3. Que? Chaka as in Mexican chaka?
Chaka was a character from Land of the Lost TV series. Guess, I am dating myself.
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2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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You have one wish...you cannot wish for more wishes...what do you wish for?
If you had to pull for the Pats for one season (wear a Tom Brady jersey every day of that year) so your team could win 5 straight Super Bowls...could/would you do it?
Number 3 just gave me chills... Holy shit... I need a second...

But in the meantime, I will leave you this parting gift until I regather my thoughts...

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