Tesla Cybertruck

am3r1ka · 11-21-2019, 11:39 PM

Never been a truck guy but now I may have to reconsider. Also Tesla made an ATV as well

stein_325i · 11-21-2019, 11:46 PM

I kept waiting for him to be like "ok, here's the real truck," and then that moment never came. I honestly thought this was a joke.

I really like Tesla, and am strongly considering one after my lease ends, but this... this is an embarrassment. Also, I don't think that glass was supposed to crack during the demo

These two comments on Jalopnik also sums up my thoughts
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yousefnjr · 11-22-2019, 12:03 AM

Really goofy. Love it.

am3r1ka · 11-22-2019, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshuastein55

I kept waiting for him to be like "ok, here's the real truck," and then that moment never came. I honestly thought this was a joke.

I really like Tesla, and am strongly considering one after my lease ends, but this... this is an embarrassment. Also, I don't think that glass was supposed to crack during the demo

These two comments on Jalopnik also sums up my thoughts
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Yeah when the glass broke, I questioned if the unibody is truly bulletproof too

Mintsopoulos · 11-22-2019, 12:18 AM

It's hideous....I want it! Once the f80 is paid off it may be time to dump the ram for this.

Timujin · 11-22-2019, 12:24 AM

I too waited for a just kidding.

dreamingat30fps · 11-22-2019, 12:46 AM

That is the ugliest truck I've ever seen. Even my friend in CA who is a big Tesla fanboi kept saying it was so ugly that it probably wasn't the real truck, he still paid the $100 though. Pretty sure Elon has a deal with CA where they can spray some shit into the air and make these guys buy anything.

Anyways, I'm sure they will sell as many as they can make. And I'm sure no real truck guys or people who actually need a truck for towing shit and doing work would ever buy one.

b4hand · 11-22-2019, 12:49 AM

I love it, I can't wait to see them on the road.

10" · 11-22-2019, 12:54 AM

trying waaaay too hard to do something shocking.

just a miserable, unoriginal, gimmicky design that was obviously made to "go viral".

Gandini would chuckle...

Gamb1t · 11-22-2019, 01:06 AM

This would be what James, Richard and Clarkson would hack-up in those wacky Top Gear "$1000" zombie truck challenge.

Da phuc is that?!

stein_325i · 11-22-2019, 01:10 AM

The worst part is when the Tesla Cult tries to keep defending every single thing about this truck

XMetal · 11-22-2019, 01:15 AM

Elon must have told his design team that they can only use a ruler to draw. Looks like something I would had sketched when I was in grade school. Such an embarassment of an effort, to say the least.

If someone actually buy this, don't be surprise to see a lot of pointing and laughing from bystanders.

rlmesq · 11-22-2019, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by joshuastein55

The worst part is when the Tesla Cult tries to keep defending every single thing about this truck

Just wait... Apple is taking about building a car. If you think Prius divers are bad....

Dog Face Pony Soldier · 11-22-2019, 06:36 AM

Owning this abomination is an absolute perfect way to communicate how much of a douche you are.

c1pher · 11-22-2019, 07:10 AM

I like how Tesla vehicles look but this looks like they bought sheet metal from Lowe’s and welded it together. I think they stole a three year olds drawing of a car and used that because they didn’t have to pay for design costs lol. It almost seems like something I could build with my tools at home. No thanks. I think Ford will have a much more compelling design. Even their first real EV, the Mustang Mach E, puts a Tesla on notice with a car that will probably have better fit and finish and durability.

Sedoy · 11-22-2019, 07:24 AM

Looks like it was designed for the military with stealth technology in mind, which is pretty cool. The more I look at it, more I like it. Let's hope production version will smooth few corners but I do like it overall. The specs and price look awesome.

Salty Dog · 11-22-2019, 07:46 AM

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spazzyfry123 · 11-22-2019, 08:37 AM

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Burrcold · 11-22-2019, 08:48 AM

I can't believe they were actually able to keep this from leaking prior to the unveil! Every rendering from the various publications had it so wrong.

Our03z4 · 11-22-2019, 08:56 AM

Well I think it's unbelievably ugly, looks like something out of an 80s futuristic movie but I'll most likely buy a couple. It would save me too much money to pass on.

bimmer456 · 11-22-2019, 09:09 AM

#2 on trending Verge recap. It did say 500+ miles range on the top model but what is the range while towing? It could be as much as 50 percent less or more and if you're in the middle of nowhere there might not be any chargers within range.

nicknaz · 11-22-2019, 09:16 AM

Anyone else put in $100 deposit for CyberTruck?

I totally want one to tow my stuff to the track.

0-60 in 2.9s, 500mi range, bulletproof body, 14k lb towing, $69k price.

F YA gimme one of those.

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am3r1ka Captain 1472 Rep 613 Posts Drives: M340i Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Dallas, TX iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 BMW M340i [0.00]	Tesla Cybertruck Never been a truck guy but now I may have to reconsider. Also Tesla made an ATV as well Attached Images __________________ Retired: 2011 328i
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11-22-2019, 12:46 AM	#7
dreamingat30fps Colonel 5945 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: Miata, Cayenne, Model 3, F350 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: South Florida & NC iTrader: (1)	That is the ugliest truck I've ever seen. Even my friend in CA who is a big Tesla fanboi kept saying it was so ugly that it probably wasn't the real truck, he still paid the $100 though. Pretty sure Elon has a deal with CA where they can spray some shit into the air and make these guys buy anything. Anyways, I'm sure they will sell as many as they can make. And I'm sure no real truck guys or people who actually need a truck for towing shit and doing work would ever buy one.
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stein_325i Ring Leader of G8X Haters 25294 Rep 8,764 Posts Drives: A Car Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: All-Around iTrader: (0)	I kept waiting for him to be like "ok, here's the real truck," and then that moment never came. I honestly thought this was a joke. I really like Tesla, and am strongly considering one after my lease ends, but this... this is an embarrassment. Also, I don't think that glass was supposed to crack during the demo These two comments on Jalopnik also sums up my thoughts
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10" Colonel 5108 Rep 2,297 Posts Drives: orange BMW 1M. Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: world iTrader: (0)	trying waaaay too hard to do something shocking. just a miserable, unoriginal, gimmicky design that was obviously made to "go viral". Gandini would chuckle... __________________ don't read this. too late...
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stein_325i Ring Leader of G8X Haters 25294 Rep 8,764 Posts Drives: A Car Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: All-Around iTrader: (0)	The worst part is when the Tesla Cult tries to keep defending every single thing about this truck
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XMetal Colonel 1226 Rep 2,945 Posts Drives: Anything Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 Z4M Coupe [10.00] 2004 X5 [8.50] 2018 Audi S3 [0.00]	Elon must have told his design team that they can only use a ruler to draw. Looks like something I would had sketched when I was in grade school. Such an embarassment of an effort, to say the least. If someone actually buy this, don't be surprise to see a lot of pointing and laughing from bystanders.
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bimmer456 Major General 3066 Rep 6,089 Posts Drives: 340i Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: Pasadena, CA iTrader: (0)	#2 on trending Verge recap. It did say 500+ miles range on the top model but what is the range while towing? It could be as much as 50 percent less or more and if you're in the middle of nowhere there might not be any chargers within range.
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nicknaz Lieutenant General 3196 Rep 10,509 Posts Drives: C6Z Join Date: May 2008 Location: NorCal iTrader: (0)	Anyone else put in $100 deposit for CyberTruck? I totally want one to tow my stuff to the track. 0-60 in 2.9s, 500mi range, bulletproof body, 14k lb towing, $69k price. F YA gimme one of those.
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