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      09-01-2015, 05:05 PM   #4687
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Mr. 92 Million hands down top of the list.
I'll bet $92 million it's not reciprocal
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      09-01-2015, 05:06 PM   #4688
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      09-01-2015, 05:11 PM   #4689
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Speaking of type and top/bottom of a list. Sara504 , if some of us married guys were single (such as ASBSECU E93 and I, and few more), would we be on top of your list? hahahaha





If you lie to us and said we would definitely be top of your list, I will also LIE and say you would be top of our list as well.
Bimmette said you can be married and still be on her list, Nkc, mama lups...
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      09-01-2015, 05:23 PM   #4690
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Hey, don't forget the guy with the flowing hair. . .
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      09-01-2015, 05:29 PM   #4691
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Hey, don't forget the guy with the flowing hair. . .
I don't know, I wouldn't put you to top three, you'd just take over my kitchen and we'd end up fighting about it all the time.

... Then again, I could borrow your hairbrushes. K. Top three wade!
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      09-01-2015, 05:33 PM   #4692
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Bimmette said you can be married and still be on her list, Nkc, mama lups...
thanks for the laughter.

In seriousness, there can't be a way that I can be their type. I already know what kind of female likes type of guys like me. Dated too many. (wont bored you with stats).
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      09-01-2015, 05:38 PM   #4693
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I don't know, I wouldn't put you to top three, you'd just take over my kitchen and we'd end up fighting about it all the time.

... Then again, I could borrow your hairbrushes. K. Top three wade!
While I am perfectly capable of stepping into the kitchen, I have no problem waiting by the dinner table, drink in hand, for the hot mama to bring the jalies.

Then, you can sit in the chair and I will brush your hair
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      09-01-2015, 05:42 PM   #4694
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While I am perfectly capable of stepping into the kitchen, I have no problem waiting by the dinner table, drink in hand, for the hot mama to bring the jalies.

Then, you can sit in the chair and I will brush your hair
Damn, we would've been THE perfect couple then.

Next life, okay?
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      09-01-2015, 06:32 PM   #4695
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You know why? Cause it's gym time!
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      09-01-2015, 07:05 PM   #4696
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I don't give a fuck where I'm on the list..

You know why? Cause it's gym time!
Are you wearing a sports bra?
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      09-01-2015, 07:05 PM   #4697
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I don't give a fuck where I'm on the list..

You know why? Cause it's gym time!
Woah
You use a white iphone without a case???!!
Jesus Christ you live life on the edge.
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I don't give a fuck where I'm on the list..

You know why? Cause it's gym time!
Are you wearing a sports bra?
Nah, it's a back brace but it's like a tank top. Provides your core/lower back with pressure and helps out when you're lifting not PRs, but 80% of PRs.
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      09-01-2015, 07:08 PM   #4699
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I don't give a fuck where I'm on the list..

You know why? Cause it's gym time!
Woah
You use a white iphone without a case???!!
Jesus Christ you live life on the edge.
That's my Australian cell phone.

I have a white one, a grey one (U.S.), and a Samsung note 4 (Mexican cell)
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      09-01-2015, 07:16 PM   #4700
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I don't give a fuck where I'm on the list..

You know why? Cause it's gym time!
So um,


Suddenly I need about 9 cardio sessions by Friday. Would you assist me?
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      09-01-2015, 07:23 PM   #4701
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I don't give a fuck where I'm on the list..

You know why? Cause it's gym time!
So um,


Suddenly I need about 9 cardio sessions by Friday. Would you assist me?
Why not ask mr92mil for a million cardio sessions!? Or prenas foot massage with his silky smooth legs?!

I'm not happy about being deemed "bottom of the list" for anyone!
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      09-01-2015, 07:36 PM   #4702
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Why not ask mr92mil for a million cardio sessions!? Or prenas foot massage with his silky smooth legs?!

I'm not happy about being deemed "bottom of the list" for anyone!
DAMN!!!! I can't even enjoy a TUESDAY night baseball game.....what did I miss???

Sugar is now last on a list or something....that's got to be hard on his fragile ego (JK Sugar.....you know a certain forum fan will dry those tears)

Sara honey - while is sincerely appreciate the kind words on the accent (I really do) - you can't cosmetically grow to 6'....you have to be at least 5'11" to ride this ride
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Why not ask mr92mil for a million cardio sessions!? Or prenas foot massage with his silky smooth legs?!

I'm not happy about being deemed "bottom of the list" for anyone!
Baby,


I was saving the best for last
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DAMN!!!! I can't even enjoy a TUESDAY night baseball game.....what did I miss???

Sugar is now last on a list or something....that's got to be hard on his fragile ego (JK Sugar.....you know a certain forum fan will dry those tears)

Sara honey - while is sincerely appreciate the kind words on the accent (I really do) - you can't cosmetically grow to 6'....you have to be at least 5'11" to ride this ride
Lol. I can buy 9 inch hooker platforms
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I'm not happy about being deemed "bottom of the list" for anyone!
Baby,


I was saving the best for last
DAH FUCK

I DONT TAKE NO SLOPPY SECONDS FROM NO ONE!!!

Ugh, we need a new girl in here so I can hump her leg now
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DAH FUCK

I DONT TAKE NO SLOPPY SECONDS FROM NO ONE!!!

Ugh, we need a new girl in here so I can hump her leg now
Coming from someone who doesn't fuck virgins. They're all seconds! Or 3rds or 4ths or 10ths or 25th's
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I'm not happy about being deemed "bottom of the list" for anyone!
Sometimes you're the Windshield, sometimes you're the Bug.

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DAH FUCK

I DONT TAKE NO SLOPPY SECONDS FROM NO ONE!!!

Ugh, we need a new girl in here so I can hump her leg now
Coming from someone who doesn't fuck virgins. They're all seconds! Or 3rds or 4ths or 10ths or 25th's
...or 100ths
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