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      12-15-2015, 07:54 AM   #1
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Having a bit of a bad day

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      12-15-2015, 07:57 AM   #2
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Or you can jerk yourself off in peace as many times as you want and the only person who can think you're weird for doing it so many times is yourself, where you spiral into a short burst of self loathing.
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What is circle jerk?
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      12-15-2015, 08:11 AM   #4
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What is circle jerk?
It when you sit with your best buds in a circle and jerk off your best bud to your left and right, and vice versa.
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It when you sit with your best buds in a circle and jerk off your best bud to your left and right, and vice versa.
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Its best when the train is mixed and others have different arriving and departure times

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And some people think i'm the gay one.
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      12-15-2015, 08:43 AM   #8
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Man OT is getting gayer and gayer by the day...

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It when you sit with your best buds in a circle and jerk off your best bud to your left and right, and vice versa.
It can also be slang for when everyone in an online forum starts mindlessly bashing something.

Like, for example, the "BMW has lost its way" circle-jerk threads.
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And some people think i'm the gay one.
Hey now! Nothing about a little jerking in a circle makes anyone gay...

I once watched 3 girls go at each other but then again that was a triangle.
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As long as everyone has their eyes closed it's not gay.
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As long as everyone has their eyes closed it's not gay.
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I can see my day won't be wasted today if I just keep reading this conversation!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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I can see my day won't be wasted today if I just keep reading this conversation!
Well, that was about as far as I was willing to take it this morning, because this chick with a fat ass just walked past my office window.
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Well, that was about as far as I was willing to take it this morning, because this chick with a fat ass just walked past my office window.
Don't discriminate again me! I am preparing for the winter!
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Don't discriminate again me! I am preparing for the winter!
I love me a fat ass, and some nice cleave.
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Well, that was about as far as I was willing to take it this morning, because this chick with a fat ass just walked past my office window.
Was SS on all fours, sniffing her turd cutter?
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Was SS on all fours, sniffing her turd cutter?
Alex for fucks sake tmi!!!
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Was SS on all fours, sniffing her turd cutter?
I would have been if it weren't for those pesky HR people and sexual harassment law suits.
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Alex for fucks sake tmi!!!
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I would have been if it weren't for those pesky HR people and sexual harassment law suits.
Fucking buzzkillers...
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