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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

You have a St. Bernard Stumpy?!??!?

Please share pics!




I once waxed a tigers ass because I didn't want to tell my grandma I don't like hot tea.

I didn’t tell you about my St. Bernard? Her name was Droopy, not Stumpy, btw. Anyway, there was this very nice, very hot girl who wanted to have sex with me, but I didn’t like the fact that she didn’t drive a BMW, so when she came over for sex I had Droopy shit all over my new Persian rug, worth thousands and she got up and left! Mission accomplished! Ah, gee, priceless memories.