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      10-26-2020, 04:20 PM   #4578
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Originally Posted by //Melon View Post
Since we're talking about switching teams
(See my segue there)
Let's talk sports injuries.

I fucking broke my 5th metatarsal in my foot, just walking, trying to get some COVID exercise back in April, and it's been hurting this long, finally went to the doctor and now I am wearing a boot for a month.

I'm going to sticker it up.
You're never winning this.

I hurt my wrist and shoulder in the shower a few days ago. It was a wild session. Think of girls gone wild kinda thing.

The confession is that I was attempting to make the most annoying showerhead of all times to do only one kinda thing. I landed on my shoulder while slipping on my helper dogs nasty bone and got mad and hit the showerhead I was fixing to the wall I soon need to fix now too. Naturally it didn't break so I had to stomp on it and then I slipped again, there went the wrist.

The shoulder is fine. The wrist just mildly swollen still. Overall, a huge win again for me. Now I have to renovate the whole bathroom since clearly disabling annoying functions from a showerhead is beyond my skill set.
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?