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Originally Posted by Not_Judy
Razor blades/Hot glue  wearing/ refusing to clean cat eruption off himself.
Razors and glue are looking like a winner to me here. Just to be clear, the adults here see this as his lack of cleanliness, pride and integrity to not clean himself is why she left, not the cats gurp. I guess we're all a little different but I can't see a guy who refuses to clean himself after such an incident considering himself a champion of life. I know that if my cat liquid yelled on me I would clean it as quickly as possible, would be mortified and then most definitely would not reward said cat of it's behavior.
I totally get that you thought this would be a somewhat comedic post in this thread but you missed the mark completely. |
No, you missed the point. He sat uncomfortably for the longest ten minutes of his life until she left. The failure to clean up was deliberate and calculated... and hilarious.