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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke
Yeha I feel you, my dad says "problems are like dicks, everyone thinks they have the biggest one" but I 100% agree with you, I have enough shit going on in my life to not want to deal with another person - also agree on the last part, I see that as "chasing" too. Sadly for me I'm in it for the thrill of the chase, I'm definitely not a relationship guy. Maybe because of my age, idk, but I haven't had a relationship last for more than 3 months...
Story time: I'm out with my friends, waiting in line to get in to a bar. A random girl with some fries is trying to sell it for $9, no one of course is budging. Her friends are in front of us; she tries hella to sell it and no one is buying. Drops the price and still no one is interested, finally ends us giving the fries for free. I said "Megan, thanks for the fries that you've been trying to sell for $9 for the last 10 mins for free" and extended my hand for a handshake - all my boys lost their minds laughing
I like giving shit for the sake of giving shit, sometimes I overdo it (especially when I have multiple drinks in me, my inner piece of shit can come out) but sometimes it works... |
We should definitely hang out, but if you say "hella" in front of me, I will dick punch you.