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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought
for a
moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Machel Montano for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with &nbs p;Machel Montano for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
'So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Machel
Montano for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Machel
Montano for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Machel Montano I would sleep with
him in a heartbeat.
Are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with
Machel Montano for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied.
'Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
Dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?'
The boy replied, 'Yes.
Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars,
but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.
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