Classic! So glad to see the delivery guy getting over on those ass hats. As both a former Chinese food delivery guy and used and new car salesman I can tell you that both of those jobs have their challenges. If I had to make the choice though, I'd go back to the Dragon in a heartbeat. Paid in cash, under the table, plus tips, plus free food and getting to drive around in your car listening to music. Man, that was the coolest job ever