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Let me learn yoo's guy's a few things,
You got it all wrong,
1> Never feed them or you'll never get rid of them
(if you've already done the above)
2> Keep it sparkly, shiny and most of all CHEAP, keep the bar low otherwise, you will need to keep raising it.
Start off with getting her a 6 pack, or some power tools (which she'll never use - but you can)
DO NOT EVER get them expensive jewelry, (CZ's are the order of the day)
Did you give them an engagement ring? You didn't use the old 3 months wages thing
Onion ring or pepsi can ring pull
There now you know...
OH, thoes rules dont apply to GF's or mistresses, because you are g'teed a blowie
Of course they know you can walk anytime, where as a wife as your meat and 2 veg in her purse
School is out
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