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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

"hey man how'd you manage to be the laughing stock of a bunch of bmw enthusiasts"
"i got blown by a dude in a threeway when i was blindfolded"

let's NOT make this happen - is there a more fun way of handling this and running away or do we cut losses and run the fuck away?

Most fun = bang the chick and run
Still fun = get some pics and share with your brothers and sisters here (protecting her identity)
Less fun but probably the right thing to do = tell her you didn't know she had a boyfriend and can't go on chatting with her because it's not right, and you put yourself in his shoes.