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Originally Posted by smoosh
bhai, my Muslim ass, old-fashioned madre has been on me lately about arranged marriage...
little does she know, I'm Catholic and only into Catholic caucasian chicas  :
she gonna have a heart attack when she eventually meets miss smooshy... |
LOL
I've heard a few stories like that, which ended in heart attacks. One of my uncles brought a white girl once; nearly caused WW3.
Haven't really thought about getting hitched. Don't plan on it for a bit. Told myself and my folks I ain't getting married till I can be in a position where I can live at my comfort level and not have my wife work because she has to.
Brought a girl to one of the hotels once. Ended up running into 3 Indian uncles. They start speaking in Hindi to this Italian girl. She's like "I wot m8?" They're like, "just teach her the 3 basic words, and you'll be fine. "
I got other shit to worry about. Like what ice cream to eat. And what color car to get. The real pressing shit.