10-30-2018, 11:27 AM
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#1146
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Hoonigan
Drives: '09 328i, '98 Wrangler
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Connecticut
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer
ENOUGH!! I've heard quite enough of this.
upstatedoc , allow me to get you back on track. The next time you see her do the following without saying a word:
Walk up to her.
Spin her around so that her back is to you.
Push her forward at the waist while grabbing her hair with your right hand and pulling her head slightly back.
Cup her boob with your left hand and lean forward whispering into her ear; "I'm just testing for later in the evening."
She will lose her mind.
The entire maneuver should take less than 5 seconds.
You're welcome.
Cheers-mk
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