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      09-05-2018, 02:46 PM   #93
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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke View Post
brb looking for local putt-putt places and improving my golf drive
Driving ranges are good too if you have a classier type lady that likes to golf and is good at it. Never, I repeat never, play golf with them as a date; some get really pissed when they lose and some get really shitty with you when they win too if they are overly competitive.

I had a first date once that consisted of alcohol and strip video games. We were playing DC vs. Mortal Combat. It didn't start out as strip battle but that's how things got started. She was a gamer and wanted to play. I didn't have the heart to tell her I was unbeatable with The Flash and Death Stroke so I played as characters I wasn't that good with. Once she beat me a few times she decided she wanted to embarrass me with making the deal of losing one article of clothing for each match lost. I changed characters and got up in her ass figuratively.....and then literally.
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