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Originally Posted by //Melon
Context is always welcome.
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Once upon a time there was this world class chauvinist here on the forum. He reigned supreme and all the boys were afraid of him. He used to post pics of his wife in the ot, he thought her being hot was a reflection of him being awesome too.
Then something strange happened. He called out a newcomer, let's call him Mr Cheetos. Well, mr cheetos had issues with his way of life. They got along very well, considering mr cheetos doesn't even english on most days.
The big bad wolf got caught by his wife and went away, but the guys on this forum decided the cheetos needed to live on. mr cheetos is is now an ornament of the forum, not because of the awesome wife beater shirt or his bad English, but because even after years of dealing with these ot fucks, he still doesn't give a shit. He has had the pleasure of being a Halloween costume (let it also be known she participated in the contest and lost to... him). He has also formed great friendships all around with mostly other married folks, since his awesomeness doesn't need the drool other hotties on this forum seek.
I mean, the cheetos sold me as the spicy dude, I don't need to work on the image anymore.
Then there was a slip of a goat, a charity thread which unfortunately made a member have a sex change in the eyes of some. The true believers like wede and joe still talk about mr cheetos, since we all know my bad pacifist ass can sit on their hoods for long enough to scratch their paint. The fear is real.
There is more but that's the short version