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      10-21-2020, 01:55 PM   #4504
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Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You don't scare me. You are a pacifist. So let's be real - nobody in the office is getting it from you.

You get hungry, I'll hire your mother in law to cook for you and confine you to quarters till you've eaten everything she made. That ought to make you pipe down on the hunger bit. Bet we won't hear so much as a whimper from you about being hungry after that.

rebekahb - starting to reconsider my offer to Lups to act as a body double for UncleWede. Given your location and how you guys like costumes, how do you feel about dressing up as him?

You'd have to look something like Pintel from Pirates of the Caribbean in order to pull off the UncleWede look that I always picture in my head when I think of him...

Something like this (see Lups - I incorporated the flowing golden locks you always rave about for Wede):

Okay, okay, so I was just joking man! I'm all in for any supportive role and I absolutely love canadian mooses! Please, please never ever bring in the big guns again! I know I was acting all macho and I can in close combat take you and most of the other guys out but I'm a kitten, a kitten, I'll purr if you promise not to make me eat her dishes!!! Go prez Kerr and the girly sidekick!!!
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Originally Posted by //Melon View Post
I have no idea what's going on in here. Lol.

Want a history lesson? It'll help you with my gender and other shit too like why these Goldie locks adore me this much and since I'll be providing it, I'll be looking really cool afterwards.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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