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Originally Posted by Lups
Dude fuck off. I'm the world renowned cheetos guy, I'm in charge of all food tasting.
Clearly you don't know the rules when it comes to those chicks we are giving the office to: they both pee their pants when I look hungry. They'll be glad to feed me well, or someone in the office gets it.
Now, I might need a second opinion so sucking up to me could work.
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You don't scare me. You are a pacifist. So let's be real - nobody in the office is getting it from you.
You get hungry, I'll hire your mother in law to cook for you and confine you to quarters till you've eaten everything she made. That ought to make you pipe down on the hunger bit. Bet we won't hear so much as a whimper from you about being hungry after that.
rebekahb - starting to reconsider my offer to Lups to act as a body double for
UncleWede. Given your location and how you guys like costumes, how do you feel about dressing up as him?
You'd have to look something like Pintel from Pirates of the Caribbean in order to pull off the
UncleWede look that I always picture in my head when I think of him...
Something like this (see Lups - I incorporated the flowing golden locks you always rave about for Wede):