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Originally Posted by rebekahb
There may be someone better suited to be culinary expert. Maybe I could oversee the committee. Crab bisque up north doesn't hold a candle to it down here. Maybe there can be an entertainment position. We do know how to party down here and Washington is a little stiff and needs to loosen up. Someone's born you have a party, someone dies you have beer & cigars at the funeral or throw a party after, & someone gets married you second line through the streets waving napkins in the air. We have a festival for just about every food group imaginable along with tons of live music fests. We may be the worst in a lot of categories in the US but we know how to throw down!
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Dude fuck off. I'm the world renowned cheetos guy, I'm in charge of all food tasting.
Clearly you don't know the rules when it comes to those chicks we are giving the office to: they both pee their pants when I look hungry. They'll be glad to feed me well, or someone in the office gets it.
Now, I might need a second opinion so sucking up to me could work.