A few of these bad boys...
Loftus International Stink Bombs - Pack of 36
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0001JX9IU..._7jB6yb7KBTS4F
Or call your friends...
Just remember the difference between a friend and a best friend in the immortal words of Ghallager:
A friend will help you move...a best friend will help you move a body...
