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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto
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I would turn into a hot air balloon and float away from lactose overdose.
The forever fart would be born
No person or animals on the planet will ever have eyebrows again.
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For some reason this reminded me of some weird alternate plot to the terminator... T2 to be specific.... to be more specific, the scene where Sarah Conner has a vision of the explosion...
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You been day drinking again?
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Im naturally drunk
And pizza cheese keeps me up at night.
Rumbles and farts.. I NEVER hit REM sleep after a pizza. Fart gurgles in the belly.
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I feel for your husband. It sounds dangerous for him to be home. Flammable. Combustible. I don't even want to imagine the smells. Like, decomposing squirrel.