Man, do y'all throw a hissy fit every time you have to ask for a straw? Don't want an EV? Don't get an EV.
You don't see any of the EV-lovers running over to your table screaming about you using a straw when you could drink from the cup.
It's a free market. Shame y'all only want 400+ horsepower if it's burning dinosaurs. EVs in performance and motorsports open an absolutely insane amount of doors.