You know you're old if...
You didn't crap your pants.
So I'm sitting behind a Jeep at a stop light yesterday when I spotted a small sticker on the back. All I could read was, "Honk if...", the rest was in fine print. So, I pulled up a little closer and saw:
Honk if
you shit your pants
Driver had grey hair.
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