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      11-17-2020, 12:48 PM   #19
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Excellent idea.

My favorite Christmas card story goes back about 30 years, to when I worked in the lumber business. The sales guys all had Christmas cards made every year, usually with a family photo of some sort on the front. These were sent out to their customers, who numbered in the hundreds in some cases.

This particular year, only a few days after mailing out all his cards, one of the salesmen got bombarded with voice mails and phone calls which were all some variant of "Well, Fido sure has the holiday spirit!" Upon closer examination, the family German Shepherd, clearly very proud to be included in the photo, had a raging hard-on.
That's awesome! Everyone gets a red rocket for Christmas!
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