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Originally Posted by Alfisti

I think i mentioned this here before but whatever. I don't spend wasteful money easily so agonised over a 997 for years, finally bite the bullet and long story short, take the family out to a local park for the kids. Shit-tons of spots, i park with legit 6 empty spots on each side, car sitting there all shiny and freshly cleaned an porschey and shit.

I am sitting in the park staring at the sky or whatever and i see the range rover pull in RIGHT beside. Then out. Then in. Then out. Then in. I've seen porn with less pulling in and out.

I get up and start walking over and the family climbs out of the box on wheels, seems like the oldest daughter may have been learning? It was fucking BRUTAL to watch, was seriously worried she was gonna ding it up. So I go inspect and the ENTIRE LEFT SIDE (the side near my car) of the rangey was scratched to shit, not deep, like it had side swiped a low hanging tree branch/leaves.

Why on god's green earth would you choose to park near the most expensive car in the lot, with empty spaces all around, if you're that much of a fuck up of a driver?

You should’ve spent the Porsche money on a Disney trip instead…