I fully get this thread now!!
Driving up my local road minding my own business, wee one in the back, not even going 30.
Old guy starts waving frantically in the distance, so I slow down and stop thinking shit something must be really wrong here.
No no, I get “ I’m an ex constable and I’m reporting you for speeding, you were tearing up that road there, we all have to live here”
I could have argued with the old nutter but couldn’t stop laughing!
Seems a car with a half decent engine note = speeding