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Originally Posted by MadDog
This thread reminds me of this joke:
Three old fellows are in the day room of their nursing home complaining to each other.
The first one says "Oh, this darn prostate of mine. If I could just pee without dribbling, it would be such a relief!"
The second guy says, "I'm so constipated, I'd give anything to move my bowels more than once a week!"
The third guy says, "Every morning at 6:30 I pee like a racehorse, no problem. At 7:00 AM I take a nice relaxing dump. My problem is I don't wake up until 7:30!!"
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I go between 2-3 times a day depending on if I have or not breakfast,.. but usually,... 9 am,... 2-3 pm (if breakfast was done),... and 7-8 pm. My metabolism rocks!